Skip to comments.You canít go to the beach for July 4th in Miami-Dade but lap dances from a stripper are still allowed
Posted on 06/30/2020 11:56:16 AM PDT by george76
Because of COVID-19, beaches in Miami-Dade County will be closed for the 4th of July weekend:
But you can still get a lap dance at a strip club:
For real. Confirmed via an email with Deputy Mayor Jennifer Moon:
If you want people to stop taking everything the government says on corona seriously, well then, this is a pretty good place to start.
(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...
beaches are so dangerous....last thing you want is heat, open air/wind, vitamin D, exercise...ie, all the things that kill viruses.
Because “sex work” is bizarrely considered some expression of “feminine empowerment.”
I will be singing “God Bless America” for the Zoom service at my church on July 5th. Working on July 4th.
What if you get a lap dance at the beach????
My wife says that’s not true.....
I really didn’t just read that. I’m dreaming or drunk.
They closed the churches for Easter; they closed the cemeteries for Memorial Day; they’re closing the beaches for Independence Day ... what can they have in mind for Labor Day and Halloween? ... The Democrat/Left has to keep the chronic pain going to the first Tuesday in November, y’know!
Kids will be told not to go trick-or-treating because of corona. You know that’s coming.
I know. I’ve told many people, if Joe Biden wins on November 3rd, the ChiCom virus will disappear the next day.
If that’s the case we should just close some cities :-) for good
Lap dances are essential services and not to not to be restricted
What say u laz my hero and mentor :)
Egads!!! Why did you have to post a pic of that thing? How about some eye bleach?
C’mon, I got kids eating food in here!
Plenty of other beaches in Flroida to go to, with your money!! Tell all the Miami-Dade businesses you went to an out of town beach and spent your money there. If they have a problem with that, tell the mayor...
If he she it is the provider of lap dances I and laz decline
Don’t let anyone tell you lap dances are not essential.
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