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You canít go to the beach for July 4th in Miami-Dade but lap dances from a stripper are still allowed
Twitchy ^ | June 30, 2020 | Greg P.

Posted on 06/30/2020 11:56:16 AM PDT by george76

Because of COVID-19, beaches in Miami-Dade County will be closed for the 4th of July weekend:

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But you can still get a lap dance at a strip club:

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For real. Confirmed via an email with Deputy Mayor Jennifer Moon:

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If you want people to stop taking everything the government says on corona seriously, well then, this is a pretty good place to start.

(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: beaches; corona; covid; covid19; florida; miami
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1 posted on 06/30/2020 11:56:16 AM PDT by george76
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beaches are so dangerous....last thing you want is heat, open air/wind, vitamin D, exercise...ie, all the things that kill viruses.


2 posted on 06/30/2020 11:57:30 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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Because “sex work” is bizarrely considered some expression of “feminine empowerment.”


3 posted on 06/30/2020 11:58:08 AM PDT by The Pack Knight
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I will be singing “God Bless America” for the Zoom service at my church on July 5th. Working on July 4th.


4 posted on 06/30/2020 12:01:58 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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They closed the beaches on the 4th because it evolves into a Black youth riot every year on MB .
5 posted on 06/30/2020 12:02:35 PM PDT by ncalburt (Gop DC Globalists)
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To: george76

What if you get a lap dance at the beach????


6 posted on 06/30/2020 12:02:44 PM PDT by Danut
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To: george76

My wife says that’s not true.....


7 posted on 06/30/2020 12:03:21 PM PDT by G Larry (There is no merit in compromising with the Devil.)
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To: george76

I really didn’t just read that. I’m dreaming or drunk.


8 posted on 06/30/2020 12:05:07 PM PDT by A Navy Vet (I'm not Islamophobic - I'm Islamonauseous. Also LGBTQxyz nauseous.)
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To: EvilCapitalist

They closed the churches for Easter; they closed the cemeteries for Memorial Day; they’re closing the beaches for Independence Day ... what can they have in mind for Labor Day and Halloween? ... The Democrat/Left has to keep the chronic pain going to the first Tuesday in November, y’know!


9 posted on 06/30/2020 12:05:19 PM PDT by glennaro (Prager: ¬ďUntil it's safe" means "Never")
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Kids will be told not to go trick-or-treating because of corona. You know that’s coming.


10 posted on 06/30/2020 12:07:14 PM PDT by Stravinsky (Politeness will not defeat the Marxist revolutionaries)
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To: glennaro

I know. I’ve told many people, if Joe Biden wins on November 3rd, the ChiCom virus will disappear the next day.


11 posted on 06/30/2020 12:08:05 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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To: ncalburt

If that’s the case we should just close some cities :-) for good


12 posted on 06/30/2020 12:08:19 PM PDT by dp0622 (The very future of the Republic is at stake. dems will do ANYTHING to win.)
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To: george76
The only catch is that all lap dances will be administered by the Pennsylvania Secretary of Health.


13 posted on 06/30/2020 12:09:11 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: dp0622

Very true.


14 posted on 06/30/2020 12:09:41 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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To: george76; Lazamataz

Lap dances are essential services and not to not to be restricted

What say u laz my hero and mentor :)


15 posted on 06/30/2020 12:09:59 PM PDT by cpdiii (cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION WILL DIE FOR)
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Egads!!! Why did you have to post a pic of that thing? How about some eye bleach?


16 posted on 06/30/2020 12:10:29 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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To: Joe 6-pack

C’mon, I got kids eating food in here!


17 posted on 06/30/2020 12:12:28 PM PDT by dainbramaged (That information is classified. Request denied.)
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To: george76

Plenty of other beaches in Flroida to go to, with your money!! Tell all the Miami-Dade businesses you went to an out of town beach and spent your money there. If they have a problem with that, tell the mayor...


18 posted on 06/30/2020 12:12:29 PM PDT by jeffc (I'm a Patriot, and the media are our enemy)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Lazamataz

If he she it is the provider of lap dances I and laz decline


19 posted on 06/30/2020 12:13:08 PM PDT by cpdiii (cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION WILL DIE FOR)
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To: george76

Don’t let anyone tell you lap dances are not essential.


20 posted on 06/30/2020 12:13:13 PM PDT by depressed in 06 (60 in '20. Now, more than ever! (61, I didn't take into account Mittens.))
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