Skip to comments.oe Biden – The Cardboard Cutout Candidate
Posted on 08/10/2020 5:04:26 AM PDT by Kaslin
Cardboard cutouts are life size replicas of a person, typically famous, perfect for parties, events, and photoshoots, as Amazon describes for a cardboard cutout of President Trump. As Amazon explains, these cutouts are easy to assemble, stand on their own, wont break or damage easily and best of all come with a 30-day money back guarantee.
Joe Biden is a cardboard cutout candidate. He was easy to assemble. He did no work on his own with his handlers at CNN and MSNBC assembling his candidacy out of the ash heap of the Democrat primaries.
Granted Bidens primary opponents were as far left as he was, but they at least were functioning at a normal cognitive level. They could give speeches and interviews in a coherent manner without tripping over each sentence and inserting their foot in their mouth every time they spoke.
Unfortunately Crazy Bernie won the first two primaries, Iowa and New Hampshire, with Biden finishing a distant fourth, and the Democrat establishment took matters into their own hands as they did four years ago. Biden then started winning votes, at least the smiling cardboard cutout did, and the DNC dragged him across the finish line.
The Biden cutout wont break easily as long as it is kept safely in a basement, away from large gatherings, speeches, debates, or even media interviews. Unfortunately, this cutout doesnt come with a money back guarantee. Those investing millions of dollars in the Biden cardboard cutout wont get their money back when Trump gets reelected.
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Sorry, I accidentally cut the J off
The only problem I see with this tactic is that if you set the bar for Biden too low then any performance above disastrous will be seen as a win for him.
Joementia is declining so rapidly that his younger, English teacher wife must do media interviews for him.
There is no way the Commie ‘RATS will allow Joementia on a stage with President Trump. They’ll make a series of poison pill demands that will torpedo the debates.
Game, set, match, Trump.
He did that to himself years ago. Right after hunter was conceived.
He must have. LOL
Joe Biden is a cardboard cutout candidate.
More like the tissue paper candidate.
Mod...could you add J in the title?
Been calling him “The Placeholder” for months.....
Shouldn’t it D’oh biden?
I want a rematch of cardboard Joe v. cardboard CornPop.
I saw a Biden ad last night that was so full of lies I could scarcely keep up.
Reduce the influence of China? Joe Biden? Dad of Hunter? HA!!
>>Mod...could you add J in the title?<<
...or an “H”
How about SL(oe)
Will the Democrats burn through $1.2 billion on cardboard like they did for the fatty side of beef? They claim Trump won because he was given $5 billion in free media coverage, neglecting to mention it was all pro-Killary character assassination attempts on Trump. Add in the multi-nation deep state attacks and Trump was outspent 100 to 1.
To cardboard cut outs. They are muchsmarter than Joe... 😋
Yes, I was the primary family caregiver for my parents, and my father succumbed to complications of vascular dementia. I’ve been up close and personal, and I guarantee Biden couldn’t pass the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. He’s had two aneurysms, so it’s no surprise his brain isn’t functioning properly. I’d bet he’s on meds such as Aricept.
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