[Phantom Lord]

N&O Salesman: "Hello, are you a subscriber to the News and Observer?"

Phantom Lord: "No"

N&O Salesman: "Would you like to receive home delivery of the News and Observer for the low price of... ?"

Phantom Lord: "No"

N&O Salesman: "Could I ask you why?"

Phantom Lord: "I read it for free online. Why should I pay for it."

[cardinal4]

Phantom Lord: "I read it for free online. Why should I pay for it."

Ding Ding we have a winner!

[VoiceOfBruck]

I had almost the exact same conversation last week.