Posted on 05/24/2002 1:23:23 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - I'LL BE WATCHING YOU - scroll down to Police
Everywhere I go
he is sure to know
He is our AG
what's the frequency
Ashcroft's after me
I'm on CBS
this whole thing's a mess
He is our AG
what's the frequency
Ashcroft's after me
Around the clock
this is such a crock
I'll end up committed
just like David Brock
I can take no more
I'm declaring war
He is our AG
what's the frequency
Ashcroft's after me
When I read my e-mail, I know he's there
Behind my mirror each time I comb my hair
In my own bathroom I cannot take a leak
I'm so afraid he is there to take a peek
I start screaming, "Help me! Help me! Please!"
Need a drink
where's my shrink
I can't sleep
what a creep
What the h*ll
I must go
call Fidel
Around the clock
this is such a crock
I'll end up committed
just like David Brock
The right's overjoyed
I'm not paranoid
He is our AG
what's the frequency
Ashcroft's after me
He is our AG
what's the frequency
Ashcroft's after me
Ashcroft's after me
One night in October 1986, Rather was walking down a Manhattan street when he was punched from behind and thrown to the ground. His assailant kicked and beat him while repeating, "Kenneth, what is the frequency?"
No one could explain the event, and the rumors flew fast and wide. Some speculated the assailant was a KGB agent, while others claimed the attack was the work of a jealous husband. Rather himself couldn't shed any light on the subject. His explanation at the time?
I got mugged. Who understands these things? I didn't and I don't now. I didn't make a lot of it at the time and I don't now. I wish I knew who did it and why, but I have no idea.
Apparently the strange event moved R.E.M. singer Michael Stipe, who said of the incident:
It remains the premier unsolved American surrealist act of the 20th century. It's a misunderstanding that was scarily random, media hyped and just plain bizarre.
The attack inspired the 1994 R.E.M. hit "What's the Frequency, Kenneth." Being a good sport, Dan Rather even accompanied the band when they performed the song on a Late Show with David Letterman appearance.
In 1997, based on a tip from a psychiatrist, Rather's attacker was identified as William Tager. According to the psychiatrist, Tager, who was currently serving time for killing an NBC stagehand, blamed news media for beaming signals into his head, and thought if he could just find out the correct frequency, he could block those signals that were constantly assailing him. Hence the enigmatic inquiry.
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I can just hear Rather: "What is the frequency, Ashcroft? What is the frequency, Ashcroft?"
Same thing, isn't it?
My personal favorite is AMERICAN PIE. It took me about 10 hours to write. I think you will like THIS THREAD. Along with AMERICAN PIE, scroll down and you can see some of my personal favorites. MASTER OF THE HOUSE is my all-time favorite humorous one.
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