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The CIA/Zionist 'Plot' (Tongue in cheek)
TechCentralStation ^ | Apr 16, 2003 | James D. Miller

Posted on 04/16/2003 11:29:51 PM PDT by Diddley

World affairs are being manipulated by a CIA/Zionist cabal. Evidence for it can be found in the fact that most people blame Islamo-fascists for 9/11.

But you see, given the damage that 9/11 and other recent events have caused them, one could only believe Islamo-fascists responsible for 9/11 if you accept that they possess suicidal levels of stupidity.

After all, 9/11 destroyed the power bases of Osama, Saddam and Yasser, may soon result in an American-style government in Iraq, and increased America's military involvement in the world. Since all these outcomes were fairly predictable given that 9/11 has been blamed on Islamo-fascists, are we really to believe that our "enemies" are as idiotic as they appear?

Imagine going up to a powerful giant and hitting him. You strike hard enough to cause real pain, but not hard enough to debilitate. Obviously, you know the giant is going to come after you. Unless you're a complete loon, you've got some plan to protect yourself from the giant by at least proving to him that you have the capacity to strike again.

The Islamo-fascists knew we were much stronger than they were, and surely knew we would retaliate against a massive attack on our homeland. Perhaps they might have formulated a plan to strike America once and then strike again when America sought vengeance. Such a strategy might have scared America into isolation.

America, however, has escaped terrorist attacks on her homeland even after freeing Afghanistan and Iraq from Islamo-fascism. Clearly, if Islamo-fascists attacked us on 9/11 they didn't have a well-thought out follow-up plan. Therefore, we could blame 9/11 on the Islamo-fascists only if we could somehow come to believe that they did it not for strategic advantage but rather for the joy of killing Americans.

The mind-bogglingly moronic military strategy of Saddam also confirms conspiracy.
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The CIA/Zionist plot must also be controlling French foreign policy.
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Examining the so-called motives for 9/11 proves that the CIA/Zionists rather than Osama were the perpetrators. Osama is from a rich Saudi family and the U.S. protected Saudi Arabia's sovereignty and wealth in the first Iraqi war.
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Finally, as we all know, Osama is devoted to the Palestinians. Prior to 9/11 the Palestinians were successfully using homicide bombing to pressure Israel.
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9/11, however, obviously gave homicide bombers a rather bad name in America and since most Americans blamed the attack on Islamo-fascists, 9/11 hurt the Palestinians in their effort to gain international support. Are we really to believe that Osama would have sacrificed the interests of the Palestinians just for the pleasure of murdering Americans? Must be the CIA/Zionist plot

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cia; ciaplot; ciazionist; ciazionistplot; joooooooooooooooooos; osama; saddam; tinfoil; zionist; zionistplot
It's the Joos (/sarc)
1 posted on 04/16/2003 11:29:51 PM PDT by Diddley
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To: Diddley
I have an alibi.
2 posted on 04/16/2003 11:36:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Diplomacy is my middle name. I don't know what Mom and Dad were thinking.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
:-)
4 posted on 04/16/2003 11:43:39 PM PDT by Diddley (Liberals: If you have a good story, why lie?)
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To: marujo
"loon" is a good word.
:-)
5 posted on 04/16/2003 11:44:23 PM PDT by Diddley (Liberals: If you have a good story, why lie?)
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To: Diddley
A dumb article and not funny. He should take up another profession, for comic he is not.
6 posted on 04/17/2003 3:10:35 AM PDT by KeyWest
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