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1 posted on 08/09/2017 4:29:18 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

She likes to hear herself talk.


2 posted on 08/09/2017 4:34:42 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: Morgana

She will literally become anything, anyone and say anything necessary to claw her way back into power.


3 posted on 08/09/2017 4:36:46 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: Morgana

Did you see this unbelievable story in The Atlantic? Apparently not satire but it just shows that she really thinks believers have no brains and are easily led by vile people.
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3575358/posts


4 posted on 08/09/2017 4:38:31 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: Morgana

At least Jim Bakker wrote a book called “I Was Wrong”.


5 posted on 08/09/2017 4:39:22 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
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To: Morgana
No, just more gigantic lies from Hillary and her Satanic progeny.

No way, did Hillary always dream of becoming a minister and there is absolutely NO WAY that dear little Chelsea was told about abortion in Sunday School, at the age of 6!

Is there a Commandment that that family hasn't broken many times over? I doubt it!

And whatever Hillary imagines Methodism to be, her ideas are the antithesis of what John and Charles Wesley preached and taught!

6 posted on 08/09/2017 4:45:02 PM PDT by nopardons
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Whenever I hear talk about what Hillary will do next, I am reminded of this conversation :

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn’t even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a color man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that’s really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That’s true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it’s probably a union thing.


7 posted on 08/09/2017 4:47:06 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Morgana

Why has she not beed arrested for bribery?


8 posted on 08/09/2017 4:49:20 PM PDT by raiderboy
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To: Morgana

whatever happened to the old “Get ye to a nunnery” ???


9 posted on 08/09/2017 4:50:48 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Morgana

Only if she can lay hands on lay women.


11 posted on 08/09/2017 4:54:52 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared..)
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She’ll fit in perfectly: the UM can’t find any reason to condemn homosexuality or abortion. She’ll fit right in.


12 posted on 08/09/2017 4:57:34 PM PDT by laweeks
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14 posted on 08/09/2017 5:03:40 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
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To: Morgana

What are the Vegas odds on a Lightning Bolt?


15 posted on 08/09/2017 5:06:04 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("The church ... is not the master or the servant of the state, but the conscience" - Luther)
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This comes on the back of a report that Clinton told an editor in 1994 that she thought “all the time” about becoming a minister.

Sure, whenever the Marines would let her have some time off.

I suspect this is a mixture of Hillary Clinton telling people what she thinks they want to hear, and reporters expanding "wants to preach" into "wants to become a minister."

As the article goes on to say, the Methodists "have a long history of lay preaching." Guest preachers may not be that uncommon and one may not have to preach very often to be a guest preacher.

17 posted on 08/09/2017 5:09:43 PM PDT by x
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18 posted on 08/09/2017 5:10:37 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
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To: Morgana

Of course not satire. She really means it, and I think she’d be really excellent at it. Really. There alone on the altar in an empty church, she could spout whatever she thinks about God and Man. Really.


20 posted on 08/09/2017 5:15:52 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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“My mother is very deeply a person of faith,” Chelsea said.

James 2:19 New International Version (NIV) You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that—and shudder.

22 posted on 08/09/2017 5:19:45 PM PDT by mombonn (God is looking for spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.)
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Has she atoned for using the phrase, ‘f’ing Jew bast#rd’?


23 posted on 08/09/2017 5:21:38 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Morgana

When she retires from the Marine Corps?


25 posted on 08/09/2017 5:32:31 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (The way Liberals carry on about Deportation, you would think "Mexico" was Spanish for "Auschwitz".)
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Her preaching the good word?

That’s like me preaching nutritional diets :)


26 posted on 08/09/2017 5:35:32 PM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know that if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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“I ain't no ways tired”
27 posted on 08/09/2017 5:39:02 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I don't want better government; I want much less of it.)
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