I think he's trying to become the first black saint from Chicago, (He's white...), but everyone adamantly refuses to martyr him.
I'd label him a classic Maryknoller Communist, but I don't know, for sure.
to add insult to injury Stoopidintendent “Special” Ed Johnson marched arm in arm with Flakey. The equivalent of a humongous loogie hocked in the face of CPD.