If only we had some sort of agency that specialized in busting an organized interstate and international pedophile ring.
And if we only had a law that dealt with racketeer influenced and corrupt organizations.
Just too bad we don’t have some sort of Federal bureau that does that kind of thing.
I guess what’s an occasional finger up the wazzoo between friends?
We have a Federal Bureau of Corruption and Witch-hunts. I wouldn't trust it to investigate the alleged mismanagement of a child's lemonade stand.