My guesses about “United Methodist Pastor Violet Johnicker.”
She’s either lesbian or divorced.
The average age of her congregation is about 74.
They got their last new member about 5 years ago.
They haven’t had a baptism in at least 5 years, but do a booming business in funerals.
Although they preach every Sunday about “diversity and inclusion,” her congregation is 98% white.
The church sits 400 people, but the present congregation is about 45 attenders.
They fly a rainbow flag or banner and participate in the yearly Pride Parade.
Basically old liberals and the senile who don’t know what’s happening?
You’re probably right about nearly all of those things (though surprisingly it seems that on the first one you are not—she and her husband made a new combined last name).
You can find her Twitter and Church website with a little Googling.
She’s totally nuts.