Posted on 03/22/2019 7:05:56 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
Seattle, San Francisco, Denver, and other bastions of the natural approach to social diversity are faced with a hygiene challenge that appears insoluble. It is not. We have already solved the identical challenge as we walk man's best friend!
Liberal city councils in the metropolises mentioned above merely have to assign their progressive constituents the voluntary duty of following one person who fits the public pooping profile with biodegradable plastic bags at the ready. Once the public pooper has deposited his expression of human rights and privileges, in steps our citizen-volunteer to claim the rewards of a progressive civilization by ensconcing the fresh extrusion in a nice new transparent bag. Imagine the sense of self-satisfaction, public solidarity, and social justice accruing to the progressive bleeding hearts!
What better way to show off one's progressive credentials than having a one-on-one relationship with the least among us? I imagine that city council members would be the first to volunteer their participation. The city managers would have to set up and administer a department of public pooping accountability. Each volunteer would have to have pre-printed, bar-coded labels that would be affixed to each bag, and then dated and coded with GPS coordinates. A public pooping phone application could automate much of the data being collected. I'm certain that in high-tech cities like Seattle and San Francisco, many techies would rush to develop the required app.
Imagine the value of the data collected using this pooping profile. Each bag would contain a wealth of health information. A specialized laboratory would be established to run an extensive analysis of each sample. Things like specimen weights, disease, toxicity, and nutritional evidence could be charted. Interventions would be scheduled based on one's pooping pathology report. DNA profiles would develop rapidly to facilitate further interventions
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LOL! What a perfect plan. The SJW should get off Twitter and start shoveling sh**.
In my little town, the policy of not crapping in the streets seems to be working.
Maybe if the poop squad shoved their noses in their pile ...
The problem is not homeless people
People that live in tents have a home. They are truthfully non taxpaying squatters.
The city governance chooses to lie to it’s self.
Do they provide free public toilet paper dispensers on each street corner?? Just curious on how they handle such necessities!
Do they provide free public toilet paper dispensers on each street corner?? Just curious on how they handle such necessities!
Liberalism: Citing dog owners for not picking up animal droppings, but allowing street slugs to deposit.
Our society is unraveling. I blame liberals, but we are not blameless. We took care of our own as liberals infected the masses.
None of this will get better until there is a complete breakdown. A breakdown to the point where self absorbed, over privileged, oblivious little liberal aholes suddenly have to worry about how to get something, anything to eat that day, rather than worrying about their social media feeds.
This is the disease--basically internal moral rot and decay--that destroys civilizations. It's decadence. Whether or not it can be reversed, once the moral rot and decay have established themselves, nobody knows. President Trump thinks it can be.
The disease is contagious. It can infect the rest of the USA. Until a solution can be found, these highly infected places should be quarantined.
The recent excellent investigative journalism by Seattle’s KOMO TV News concluded that this is not a homeless problem, it is a drug problem. The marxists in the Seattle government decriminalized “small” amounts of heroin equaling 3 grams/10 doses. Then they had out free needles to “stop the spread of disease.” I think sh!tt!ing in the street is spreading disease but the marxists must be coprophiliacs or they just have sh!t for brains.
Simple: Quit feeding the homeless. No food, no poop created.
-PJ
“Liberalism: Citing dog owners for not picking up animal droppings, but allowing street slugs to deposit.”
Good one!
Turns out the “least among us” are for the most part not people we want around us.
A man got married and was riding in his wagon with his brand new wife by his side. The mule pulling the wagon balked and the man said, "that's one." The mule balked again and the man said, "that's two." The mule balked again and the man picked up a 2x4 and hit the mule squarely on the nose.
His wife condemned him for that, shouting about how cruel that was. The man said, "That's one."
I'm shocked that the SF/Seattle libs didn't think of having a similar city ordinance or tax...
Hahaha
Anyone who still has questions about why this is happening should look up the KOMO-TV special from last week. Is Seattle Dying ?
You be the judge.
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