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Hair salon had to remove job ad for 'happy’ stylist because it is 'discriminatory' against unhappy people(MOT satire)
Fox News ^ | 9/5/20

Posted on 09/04/2020 1:20:19 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

The ad stated: "This is a busy, friendly, small salon, so only happy, friendly stylist need apply"

A hair salon says it was told by a job center it couldn't run an advertisement recruiting a “happy” stylist because the word is “discriminatory” against unhappy people. Alison Birch listed a job ad looking for a part-time qualified hairdresser at her AJ's Unisex Hair Salon in Stroud, England,. The position called for someone with five years’ experience of working in a salon, who is "confident in barbering as well as all aspects of hairdressing.” And the advertisement stated, "This is a busy, friendly, small salon, so only happy, friendly stylists need apply." But on Wednesday, Birch says she received a call from her local job center informing her they could not run her ad because the word “happy” is considered “discriminatory.”

Birch claims the job center told her that the advertisement may make some people feel they cannot apply if they do not consider themselves to be a “happy” person. Birch shared the conversation she had with the job center on the salon's Facebook page. She claims the man at the job center said to her: "I'm sorry, but the word happy is a discriminatory word and we aren’t allowed to use it, as somebody who is not happy will be discriminated against."

According to Birch, he then asked: "Should we change the word in case somebody thinks that they can’t apply for the job because they are not a happy person?"

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: didyousearch; jobdiscrimiation; motsatire; wordshurt
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I swear on a stack of Bibles AND a stack of Torahs this is NOT satire. I suppose all the old episodes of the Partridge Family will be pulled because of their theme song, C'mon get HAPPY? Better keep my big mouth shut or they'll get more dumbassed ideas.
1 posted on 09/04/2020 1:20:19 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

Seems ridiculous, but you probably did have bipolar people suing under the ADA.


2 posted on 09/04/2020 1:21:24 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Permascowls need not apply.


3 posted on 09/04/2020 1:25:20 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: Impala64ssa

So I guess ‘gay caballero’ is no longer okee dokee? :-)


4 posted on 09/04/2020 1:28:04 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: unixfox

“B!tch face”.


5 posted on 09/04/2020 1:28:31 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Impala64ssa

In all truth, silly thing to put in a job advertisement. Just look fr signs of it during the interview.


6 posted on 09/04/2020 1:29:07 PM PDT by MarDav
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To: Impala64ssa

It’s discriminatory against people like me who have 0 experience working in a salon.


7 posted on 09/04/2020 1:36:18 PM PDT by Oneanddone
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To: Impala64ssa
So this woman has a chance then:


8 posted on 09/04/2020 1:37:11 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Youth, and speed can always be overcome with experience and treachery.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Mot Satirus!!


9 posted on 09/04/2020 1:38:06 PM PDT by Professional
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To: Oneanddone

A photo lab not hiring the blind was once joked about as violating ADA.


10 posted on 09/04/2020 1:38:59 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Impala64ssa

I don’t want to hire unhappy people, aka democrats.


11 posted on 09/04/2020 1:39:15 PM PDT by Trillian
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“I suppose all the old episodes of the Partridge Family will be pulled because of their theme song, C’mon get HAPPY? “

I’m okay with this, as long as we never have to hear “Shiny Happy People” by R.E.M. again.


12 posted on 09/04/2020 1:47:54 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Posting from deep within enemy territory - San Jose, CA)
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“Should we change the word in case somebody thinks that they can’t apply for the job because they are not a happy person?”

Yeah sure sport. They can apply all day long. Moron...


13 posted on 09/04/2020 1:54:47 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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To: MarDav

Oh puhlleaasssee...
It’s a way to screen since every other way is banned.


14 posted on 09/04/2020 1:55:44 PM PDT by goodnesswins (The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution." -- Saul Alinksy)
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I’m okay with this, as long as we never have to hear “Shiny Happy People” by R.E.M. again.

"Shiny happy people--" Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey! Pull that bus over to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike, all right? I want everybody off the bus. I want the shiny people over here, and the happy people over here, okay? I represent angry gun-toting meat-eating f...ing people, all right? - Dennis Leary

15 posted on 09/04/2020 1:58:25 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Seems ridiculous, but you probably did have bipolar people suing under the ADA.

This is in England. They probably have something even worse than the ADA.

16 posted on 09/04/2020 2:01:04 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Next up, “must practice proper hygiene” will be discriminatory against smelly, scruffy and disheveled persons.


17 posted on 09/04/2020 2:09:13 PM PDT by Buttons12
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Looking for a mentally ill stylist who has multi color hair hates everyone and does drugs on the side


18 posted on 09/04/2020 2:19:43 PM PDT by ronnie raygun ( Massive mistakes are made by arrogant fools; massive evils are committed by evil people.")
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To: ronnie raygun

On the side?

Stylist: Excuse me, I need a fix right now
(pulls out needle and drugs, shoots up without leaving the station.)

Stylist: Ok, that’s better, now where is that shaving straight razor?


19 posted on 09/04/2020 2:23:10 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (November 2020 I will be bathing in liberal tears..)
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To: Impala64ssa

New hairdresser for Pelosi. No way that person could be happy.


20 posted on 09/04/2020 2:27:04 PM PDT by Fido969 (In!)
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