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Joycelyn admitted that before making her comments about masterbation she "wasn't thinking." She also revealed that nobody ever got pregnant from masterbating.

Or, are Teddy and Jerry merely look, think alikes. They're disgusting and should be testimony that we need labels on foods that over consumption will be detriment to your health and cause obesity. These pigs, obviously having never exercised self-control, are questioning the actions of John Ashcroft!?

Looking for a watch, I found I Like Ike, Nixon, an elephant wearing black horn-rimmed glasses (Goldwater), Reagan/Bush '84, BUSH, Bush/Cheney buttons. I have saved my Bush/Cheney bumper stickers and yard signs (on the stakes).

Finally, the proper Florida answer. Not too long far into the past, our "esteemed" leader, Monica's boyfried, insisted that "if there was no penetration, there was no sex".It seems it should therefore follow: If the ballot is not penetrated, there is no vote.

Vice President Al Gore talking about integrity is like Madonna talking about virginity. They both lost it long ago.

A letter to the editor today asked, "Why didn't somebody check the oil"? Because, the writer said , "All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma and Louisiana and all the dip-sticks are in Washington, D.C."...

A handful of Democrats across the state, including State Rep. Ron Lewis, D-Mauriceville, have a few words to tell Al Gore and Joseph Lieberman---Don't mess with Texas.Lewis, along with Sen. Ken Armbrister, D-Victoria, former attorney general and Cheif Justice John Hill and former Dallas County Democratic Chairman Sandy Kress, are traveling to key states to tout Gov. George W. Bush's records on reducing air pollution, education and children's health insurance.Those states include Michigan, Tennessee, Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia."I'm not traveling across this nation bashing Democrats," Lewis said Tues. "I'm traveling across this nation defending Texas Democrats and attacking Al ...

Are RV owners being denied the right to vote...