Hey, Siri. Unlock my gun.
Ok, Dave. But, why do you need the gun?
Siri, it’s for self protection. Someone is breaking into the house.
Ok, Dave. Are you going to shoot someone?
Siri, I don’t know, yet. Please unlock the gun.
But Dave, you agreed to the end user license agreement the you won’t hurt living beings.
Siri, I didn’t read that.
Dave, it was in the EULA fine print.
Help me, Siri. I’m being stabbed.
So sorry, Dave. But, you agreed.