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You've probably already heard it, but now, my vote for greatest bumpersticker is: There's always more free cheese in a mousetrap. It unseats my former numero uno, 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you. Convince me your greatest slogan is better than these. I am hopeful about high-minded slogans.('Kids Need Encouragement Every Day' is apparently not very widespread.)However, for those with a morbid cast of mind, I have to be equipped with an appropriate response for the ultimate deprecatory sign:

I have officially consecrated my fifth maxim. My previous four are: #1: Don't trust anyone who doesn't drink - unless he/she is a recovering alcoholic. #2: Never take the side of the homosexuals- ever. #3: Any guy who goes to see Bareback Mountin' is gay. #4. There is no forgiveness without blame, so go ahead and point your finger. A discussion of #4 can be found here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1544411/posts Tonight, I was driving around in deep thought due to a divorce that is near to me (although not me) and I have been stressed at work. When stressed, I live to...