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Stratford (AP) - A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked. Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental.SNIPOfficers went to his home, where Hoff told them he'd been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office where the receptionist identified him.

Stoned wallabies causing crop circles Tasmanian wallabies are getting stoned on the state's opium poppy crops and creating crop circles. Things are really hopping in Tasmania where wallabies are getting stoned on the state's opium poppy crops and creating crop circles. The wallabies are breaking into the poppy fields and making the circles while they're high. Rick Rockliff from Tasmanian Alkaloids says wildlife and livestock which eat the poppies are known to act weird, and he's told the Hobart Mercury there's been many stories about sheep eating the poppies and then walking around in circles. Tasmania is the world's largest...

There has always been a desire to maintain credibility and integrity on Free Republic. That is eroding with each new, Obama, birth certificate story. Many of those creating this ruckus claim are flying a false flag of Constitutionality when it is actually an effort to paint all Conservatives with the broad brush of conspiratorialism of the most dangerous kind. Thank you.

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London, England (AHN) - Monty Python's 1979 comedy, "Life of Brian," has been named the best British movie of all time in a recent poll conducted by radiotimes.com. The movie revolved around the comic events surrounding Brian Cohen, played by Graham Chapman, a young man born on the same night and the same street as Jesus Christ. The silver position was grabbed by the Academy Award-winning comedy "The Full Monty," followed by "Four Weddings and A Funeral" at third place. Cult classic "Trainspotting" was ranked the fourth best movie, while "Lawrence of Arabia" came in fifth. Sixth and seventh positions...

For those of you who like thrill of the train wreck, this one is for you.

In this war freedom should come first not after! In New Hampshire the Motto is Live free or Die! I don't need Bush spying on law abiding americans and taking our freedoms. Anyone who surrenders a square inch of freedom to the government in the name of saftey is a traitor and should be treated like one! Let the Bush Fashists all drop dead! Filthy Commys! LET FREEDOM RING!

DOZENS of daredevils were chasing a giant cheese down a steep slope today as part of a bizarre traditional contest. The cheese-rolling competition, held every year on Cooper's Hill in Brockworth, Gloucestershire, involves competitors hurling themselves 200 metres down a hill after the round cheese. The winner of the chase gets the prize of a 7-9lb double Gloucester cheese. Thousands of spectators were expected at the event. Last year 21 people needed treatment for injuries including a broken ankle and a dislocated shoulder. Organiser Richard Jeffries said: "There is always an inherent danger in running after something down a steep...

s the horror of the South Asian tsunami spread and people gathered online to discuss the disaster on sites known as Web logs, or blogs, those of a political bent naturally turned the discussion to their favorite topics. To some in the blogosphere, it simply had to be the government's fault. On Democratic Underground, a blog for open discussion and an online gathering place for people who hate the Bush administration, a participant asked, "Since we know that the atmosphere has become contaminated by all the atomic testing, space stuff, electronic stuff, earth pollutants, etc., is it logical to wonder...

The purpose of this lesson is to satisfy the California State Language Arts Standards for use of electronic and internet sources, reading comprehension, writing, and analysis of public debate; and Social Science Standards for democracy in action, the American political process, and participation in public debate.

The Mandinka tribe of Gambia, Africa, adheres to a religious practice completely unique to its people -- they worship actress Salma Hayek's breasts! While most primitive societies tend to pray to animal or ancestral spirits, or to stars and planets as the Mandinkans once did, that all changed in 1995. Mandinkan farmer Danjuma Kianga remembers, through an interpreter, the moment it happened. "As a special treat, Chief Tuamanguluka arranged for a movie to be shown here for the first time ever. The movie was Desperado, starring the blessed Salma Hayek as Carolina, a beautiful woman who works for the local...

It's in pdf form. It's making it's way all over the liberal websites today Clinton Curtis, doesn't this sound too good like DIRK DIGLER or something?

Poll reveals cheesiest film lines Actor Leonardo DiCaprio's declaration "I'm the king of the world!" in the film Titanic has been voted the cheesiest line in movie history. Patrick Swayze's famous line in Dirty Dancing - "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" - came second in the survey. "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed," uttered by Andie MacDowell at the end of Four Weddings and a Funeral was placed third. The survey of 2,000 film-goers was commissioned by foodmakers Warburtons. Swayze makes another appearance at four in Ghost, although the cheesy line belongs to co-star Demi Moore. "I love...

Sourcehttp://www.infowars.com/print/iraq/berg.htm Alex JonesInfowars.com 05-12-04 UPDATE 12:45PM Central: This just in -- U.S. spokesman says decapitated American was never held by U.S. forces;http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=79adc9eb-0abe-421a-0034-59b8994a33c0&TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bfWith several news outlets reporting that Berg's family is angry from the US government over their son's violent death; http://pennlive.com/newsflash/pa/index.ssf?/base/news-16/108430077760820.xmland revelations that "Berg was detained by Iraqi police at a checkpoint in Mosul on March 24. He was turned over to U.S. officials and detained for 13 days" (in other words, he was detained by the US military just prior to his death) -- (AP 5/11/04) we have to question what really happened and who was really behind Berg's...

Hi! My name is John Martineu. Im 18 and a student of Dover high School in Dover Delaware. I have been assigned a final term project. We are to do a 20 page turn paper on different subjects. I am doing one on the collapse of communism. Since you coservatives know alot about this, I was wondering if you could help me out. First Id like to know what communism is and how it is different from socialism? Second I would also like to know about why Russia collapsed. Third could you tell me why you refer to certain people...

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Let's go, people! (Don't you hate when people address you as "people"?) Admin Mod: If you take this out of Front Page News, I'll stop my donations and write an opus. Just be glad I didn't put it in Breaking. This FReepathon has gone on long enough. I bet three-quarters of all the people who click on this thread are freeloaders, er, uh, I mean people who have not donated yet. You know you love FR. You know it is the best source of breaking news, interesting commentary, and camaraderie on the Internet. So what are you waiting for? I...

<p>The liberals (Paul Begala) on Crossfire were demanding that Tucker eat his shoe because he said he would do so if Hiullarys book sold one million copies.</p> <p>Simon Schuster said that they passed the figure today and after websites started calling Tucker a 'metrosexual' demanding him to come clean Hillary then came on and gave him the cake which he ate.</p>

<p>KING: Tonight: What really happened at Roswell, New Mexico, 56 years ago this week? Did the United States military cover up a UFO crash landing, complete with alien bodies? Do UFOs exist? Have they been here? Tonight we return to Roswell with those who were there. Walter Haut -- he was the information officer at Roswell Army Air Field. He wrote the now famous July 8, 1947, press release that said a flying disk had been recovered. Glenn Dennis -- he worked at a Roswell funeral home and says someone claiming to be the airfield's mortuary officer called to ask him about small caskets. Nancy Easley (ph) Johnston -- her father was in charge of security and clean-up at the Roswell site. Jesse Marcel, Jr. -- his father was a Roswell intelligence officer. He says he saw debris samples his father brought home from the crash site.</p>

To all who post on FreeRepublic, I believe the time has come to speak to you on a matter that what I feel is greatly important. I have been on FR, posting since a week after the September 11th attacks. And..... at that time..... I was 11. I am 13 now. You may have thought I was a grown adult, with a family and kids. Nope. Never happened. I thought that no one would accept me here, being a kid...no one would take me seriously or respect my opion, or want to hear it, for that matter. Alot of kids...