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John Key: 'I'm not a reptile' He's been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he's not a shapeshifting reptilian alien. Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one. "To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile," a...

During his first court appearance, the man who police say caused a SkyWest plane to make an emergency landing asked the judge if he was a "normal person." Matthew Kleindorfer, 32 years-old from Las Vegas, seemed unresponsive and confused during Tuesday's arraignment. The judge had to read Kleindorfer his rights twice, since he wasn't sure if he heard him. Kleindorfer is accused of trying to storm the cockpit during Sunday's flight from Helena, MT to Salt Lake City, ID. He allegedly told flight crews he was a space alien and needed to fly the plane. Police say Kleindorfer was still...

"A creepy string of calf mutilations in southern Colorado has a rancher and law enforcement investigators mystified. Four calves have been found dead in a pasture just north of the New Mexico state line in recent weeks. The dead calves had their skins peeled back and organs cleared from the rib cage. One calf had its tongue removed. But rancher Manuel Sanchez has found no signs of human attackers, such as footprints or ATV tracks. And there are no signs of an animal attack by a coyote or mountain lion . Usually predators leave pools or blood or drag marks...

The Colorado Film School instructor who analyzed a video that purportedly shows a space alien swears the footage is real. "There is no doubt in my mind that (Stan Romanek, a Colorado native who has reported UFO sightings,) did not post-produce this material. In other words, it's not a trick done in special effects," Jerry Hofmann, a professional film editor with more than 30 years of experience, said Thursday. "I have equipment that will test to see if that shot was recorded originally on that tape, which it was," he said. However, Hofmann said there's no way for him to...

A barking dog runs up and down the length of the chain-link fence. His frenzied warning: Come any closer, I'll tear you to pieces. I knock on the door. No answer. I knock again and hear a voice. I knock one more time and notice two eyes peeking from behind some blinds. Flashing my badge, I explain I'm doing a story about the alien. It takes awhile, but she pries open the door a third of the way. "I'm not sure I can be of any help," she says, in a girlish voice. "Do you know where he was buried?"...

GILLIGAN'S ISLAND Sit back my friends and I’ll tell a tale…about a superstar With boys who stayed with him overnight…he went way too far He got their trust and he gave them gifts…the parents went along And then the stories were surfacing…he showed them his schlong He showed them his schlong And then a kid finally spilled the beans and Michael is in court He played with me, boys had testified…we’re shocked by their report We’re shocked by their report But look where this trial is happening…the state of fruits and nuts The jury pool is dumb as rocks...

On the eve of the case going to the jury, someone had to do this. MIDI - GO AWAY, LITTLE GIRL Go away, little boy...go away, little boy You're not supposed to be in bed with me Alright, well, if you insist...you know I cannot resist I have porno movies here, which one shall we see? Go away, little boy...go away, little boy I don't think that I would like it too much in jail Some day I know I'll be caught...some parents cannot be bought So go away, little boy, or I might be posting bail Go away, little...

MIDI - EVERYONE'S GONE TO THE MOON See Michael Jackson, he likes boys...he uses them as his own toys Is he a pervert and a loon...will Michael flee to the moon He likes to get them liquored up...come on kids, just have one more cup Is he a pervert and a loon...will Michael flee to the moon Less gravity...just watch and see...he'll Moonwalk more easily Will there be one more Bronco chase...he has blamed everything on race Is he a pervert and a loon...will Michael flee to the moon, moon, moon Will Michael flee to the moon

MIDI - BOTTLE OF WINE Bottle of wine...that will do fine Kids are fun when they are not sober We will have fun...it's just begun Mom and dad, let them sleep over I have things planned...here at Neverland When I have the chance, hands go down their pants They love me 'cause I am famous What kind of parent let's them stay here The kind who just can never think clear Bottle of wine...that will do fine Kids are fun when they are not sober We will have fun...it's just begun Mom and dad, let them sleep over Though...

MIDI - HE AIN'T HEAVY, HE'S MY BROTHER - click on the site, choose the E-L section and get the MIDI He comes from space...and he no longer has a nose He is very weird...this man is so weird He likes boys...boys in their teenage years...he does I saw it happen...he licked my brother He'll grab his crotch...then he'll do that moonwalk thing The fans think he's cool...they think he is so cool Then there's times...he brings in cookies and milk...and wine It's so darn charming...he licked my brother While he is naked, he shows porno He tells kids...

Ten years after the U.S. Air Force closed its books on the claim that a UFO crashed in Roswell, N.M., in 1947, a top Democratic Party figure wants to reopen the investigation into the cosmic legend. Despite denials by federal officials, many UFO buffs cherish the notion that in early summer of 1947, a flying saucer crashed in rural Roswell, scattering alien bodies and saucer debris across the terrain. Now Gov. Bill Richardson of New Mexico, who chaired the recent Democratic convention in Boston, says in his foreword to a new book that "the mystery surrounding this crash has never...

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MIDI - RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER - version No. 2 There are boob jobs and hair transplants and lipo sucking Fixing those baggy eyes and tummy tucking But do you recall…plastic surgery's strangest of all Michael the noseless rock star…had a thing for little boys They liked to come and visit…to see chimps and wondrous toys All of the other rock stars…had their booze and their cocaine But none had plastic surgeons…who had clearly gone insane Once there was a little boy…whom he liked so much Daddy shook down 20 mil…and told Michael he can't touch Then things...