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To: mairdie
What about that raft that fat chick hogged that caused Jack to freeze to death and drown?

"Sorry Spunky, there's only room for one"


2 posted on 04/28/2024 5:01:17 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
She couldn't move her fat behind over just a wee bit and let him, I dunno, LIVE too......(sorry, had to - a female comedienne did that joke)




12 posted on 04/28/2024 5:20:54 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Ugh, that was a horrible movie.

Young woman with rich fiancĂ© goes on a cruise with her betrothed. While underway, she meets a homeless drifter and decides to throw away her future by having a wild fling with him. (Because doesn’t every woman harbor secret fantasies about homeless drifters?) That fling was apparently so wild that she spent the rest of her life reminiscing about it.

The movie could have been made so poignant if the story had revolved around the young woman who lost her betrothed in a terrible tragedy. But, no. It was about a fling, a two or three night stand.

Spare me.


36 posted on 04/28/2024 7:26:40 AM PDT by exDemMom (Dr. exDemMom, infectious disease and vaccines research specialist.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

All the guys in the theater cheered when Jack became a Popsicle.


46 posted on 04/28/2024 9:03:23 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

In Leontardo DICaprio’s case...steerage passenger means what comes out of his liberal mouth is steer excrement.


51 posted on 04/28/2024 9:32:36 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Time to throw them out of the Temple...again)
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