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Posted on 05/11/2024 8:29:20 AM PDT by OakOak
Michael Cohen will “fix your problems,” using the skills he learned working for “a notoriously bad man,” according to a promo sizzle reel for “The Fixer,” a reality-TV show concept he’s been shopping to studios.
In the unintentionally hilarious promo video, which The Post obtained exclusively, Cohen stalks the streets of Manhattan in a moody ripoff of his old boss’s mega-hit “The Apprentice.”
Clad in darks suits, the disgraced lawyer zips along Park Avenue on the Upper East Side during much of the narration, which is spliced between stock footage of cable-news reports on his scandals.
“The little guy doesn’t usually have access to people with my particular set of skills. But that’s all about to change. I’ll work with you, offering expertise, advice, and solutions to fix your problems. Together we will change your life” Cohen says.
“I am your fixer.”
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Oldest motive known to man.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
The Fixer?
Shouldn’t he start at the beginning, with “The Breaker” or “The Traitor”?
Cohen is part of that past when Trump had terrible taste in lawyers and hookers. We all go through that phase in our lives.
Most every big business has fixer lawyers. They’re usually to settle those $3000 slips and falls lawsuits. That’s all Cohen ever was. He wasn’t someone that Trump or any business leader would turn to for significant issues.
Cohen was a nickel & dime lawyer but not anymore since being disbarred.
I think Cohen is going to spending some time in prison for perjury and violation of plea agreements after this is over
Speak for yourself there friend
What a coincidence.Disgusting hitlery clintoon’s lawyer Sussman is shopping his new reality show around called..The Liar.
ROTFLMAO! Is this one of those shows about car shields or home shields? So now the loser is a plumber?
Give me a call Mike. One of my neighbors just got himself a new leaf blower.
DNC/Communist Party will find a useful idiot to fund this. They’ll pay a bonus if it can begin to air before the election.
He wasn’t very good at fixing. Anyone who takes him up on his offer better not have anything to hide. Cohen seems to be more of a racketeer than anything else.
With a real DOJ,Stephanie and Michael would be the ones on trial.
I hope he gets it, because whoever invests in the project needs to lose their money on a frivolous endeavor. Cohen will just lose it quicker than he obtained it with nothing rising in the future. But the likelihood of him not succeeding this time, are great.
“Fix and Tell”
He couldn’t even fix his own lies and crimes. What a doofus.
The Lying Lawyer 😀😀😀
“ambulance chaser” as wr would say...
another 2who should be disbarred are Willis & Wade
both of them perjured themselves
the boi couldn’t “FIX” a parking ticket...
Since he was found guilty of tax evasion...it could be that he didn't.
This is what made me chuckle...if he did get a single payment....Trump would have only one count instead of 34.
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