Looks like his fake candidacy is going to the gravel pit.
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To: GulliverSwift
“was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,”
The jokes just write themselves...
2 posted on
05/08/2024 7:40:56 AM PDT by
jagusafr
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To: GulliverSwift
Yeah, once they get the NYT to create fables about you, you’re pretty much done.
3 posted on
05/08/2024 7:41:26 AM PDT by
xoxox
To: GulliverSwift
The dude gets stranger by the day. As much as i love President Trump, he is the king of the unforced error- or at least he was until this guy came along...
5 posted on
05/08/2024 7:41:57 AM PDT by
God luvs America
(63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
To: GulliverSwift
was it near the bird that lives there?
6 posted on
05/08/2024 7:42:26 AM PDT by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: GulliverSwift
But it was only fantasy
The wall was too high, as you can see
No matter how he tried, he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain
7 posted on
05/08/2024 7:42:30 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: GulliverSwift
11 posted on
05/08/2024 7:43:36 AM PDT by
jerod
(Nazis were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
To: GulliverSwift
:: a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died ::
Liberalism is a disease.
It even kills brain-worms.
12 posted on
05/08/2024 7:43:53 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(When I say "We" I speak of, -not for-, "We the People")
To: GulliverSwift
Can’t read NY Slimes without subscription
14 posted on
05/08/2024 7:46:35 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: GulliverSwift
To: GulliverSwift
Had to check to see it this was the Bee.
18 posted on
05/08/2024 7:47:19 AM PDT by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: GulliverSwift
"A worm ate my brain."
That's better than "The dog ate my homework" because you can keep using it for the rest of your life.
19 posted on
05/08/2024 7:48:15 AM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(A person who seeks the truth with a closed mind will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
To: GulliverSwift
Deep State has Ceti eels?? 😱
20 posted on
05/08/2024 7:49:17 AM PDT by
mewzilla
(Never give up; never surrender!)
To: GulliverSwift
Just think of the size of the worm that ate Biden’s brain. Did it then move on to Kamala?
21 posted on
05/08/2024 7:49:42 AM PDT by
ryderann
To: GulliverSwift
He has a poisonous brain. Makes sense to me. 🤣
To: GulliverSwift
That’s a personal fact I would never tell anybody but my primary physician. Leaves the door wide open to wisecracks.
Even Mad Cow disease sounds more dignified.
To: GulliverSwift
That’s one of the reasons I don’t eat sushi, and if I ever do, I’ll wash it down with a shot of Suntory to kill any harmful critters that it might contain.
To: GulliverSwift
Check it out bubba.... this happens and is real but rare.
32 posted on
05/08/2024 7:57:04 AM PDT by
DOC44
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To: GulliverSwift
This should have been from the Babylon Bee but isn’t.
We’re doomed.
To: GulliverSwift
To: GulliverSwift
Ick. Probably entered through his nose while swimming or boating in rancid 1970’s NE waters.
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