On human cloning: "I'm afraid they'll clone Strom Thurmond and he'll be around forever." Bigotted against the elderly, are we Hill?
On her own looks: "With my schedule, I needed a way that worked for me. It meant easy-does-it-hair And how long does it take to do that frost job every month? At least 3, yes count them 3 hours. There are people busier than you, hon, and they all manage to wash their hair.and that omnipresent black pants suit uniform which cut down on decisions and accessories, Thanks again. Even busy people manage to change their clothes. Trust me, George W is busier and he changes his clothes several times a day got me in and out of SUVs gracefully, No such thing as a graceful sow and went from breakfast meetings to dinner functions without dirtying, wrinkling or changing. Trust me, you are dirty and need changing But I must say I miss color and texture. And I miss doing something different with my hair. But I now need the time to do that."
Bill the Husband on our war: "We must win it because bin Laden is the worst symbol A SYMBOL!! GIVE ME A BREAK!! He's a freakin' terrorist. If he would have asked for a pardon, he would have been the first on the list to get the big Billy signature in the world today. Secondly, we must establish defenses. Thirdly, we have to build back New York. The quicker New York rebounds, the quicker America rebounds. Eh hem, Earth to Bill, the world doesn't revolve around New York. The Pentagon was hit also, but then again, you wouldn't care about that, being military and all
"There wasn't a sicker person than I on September 11. How many people in your family did you lose that day, Hill? And BTW, you have always been the sickest person. The honor is all yours. It didn't start on 9-11 I was on the telephone when it happened. The instant that second plane hit, I said to the person with whom I was speaking, 'Bin Laden did this.' I knew immediately. I know what this network can do. Only you and Miss Cleo.
"But our country may be of good cheer. Nothing like this has ever defeated civilization. Terrorism never won before and won't now." Terrorism won when you took office, you filthy, stinking %$@*$^%@*!!!!