Hey Mon. How many job you got?.....
Posted on 08/04/2023 12:18:23 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press briefing this morning, the White House praised the overwhelming success of "Bidenomics," as the average American now has twice as many jobs as they had two years ago.
"Thanks to the President's wonderful economic policies, most Americans have at least two jobs," said gay, black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to the raucous applause of hand-picked journalists in the room. "Our economists ran the numbers and found that's twice as many jobs as people used to have just a few years ago. So many jobs! Success!"
"Wow! Thanks, President Biden!" said local barista/hardware store clerk/landscaper/drive-thru worker/Uber driver Brett Barnes. "I'm just swimming in jobs right now! Just a couple more jobs and I'll be able to afford bread, eggs, AND milk! Bidenomics works!"
Vice President Kamala Harris also weighed in, saying: "Jobs are important. A Job is what you do for a job. Especially now, at this moment in our history, jobs are now a very important part of our history. Because jobs are what we do in history! You know what I mean? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
At publishing, Ukrainian President Zelensky had also touted Biden's economic plan as "working pretty great."
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Insurance companies have taking a beating and could soon lay off workers or go under. That’s a direct attack on middle America.
If Donald Trump is being indicted because he says he won the 2020 election, then Joe Biden should be arrested for claiming he has won the economy.
Bidenomics the only one with square wheels and you can’t wait for them to fall off
Hey Mon. How many job you got?.....
It appears Biden has staked his reelection on convincing a wary struggling public that the US economy is rock solid ....... all because of his policies.
And that, dear reader, is even more proof Joe Biden needs professional help. Fact is, he has such a case on himself......thinks he can do no wrong.
Our economy is horrible.....he’s driven us into record inflation by his reckless spending then tries to take “credit” for things he had nothing to do with ....or things that aren’t true.
He even stupidly labels his failures a success, calling the mess he’s put forth “Bidenomics” (as though that were something to be proud of).
But there’s only so much you can spin, and there’s no getting away from the facts.....now some of those facts may just have caught up to Joe Biden.
Biden’s freaking out b/c US credit rating is downgraded
blamed on his mind-numbing “erosion of fiscal management.”
The problem is he doesn’t spend any time on the economy.
We’re learning Biden spends most of his time
<><>on his grooming,
<><>taking naps
<><>doing favors for a price for our foreign adversaries,
<><>sucking up to the Chinese
<><>opening secret bank accounts,
<><>enriching his crime family
<><>phoning 6 out of his 7 grandkids,
<><>hiding out at his various mansions in Delaware......
And his most impossible task....trying to remake whoring
cokehead Hunter into some semblance of a human being.
Do we know this isn't a real quote?
Ba ba ba baby You ain’t seen nothing yet!
Freightwaves sonar indicates another leg down come October. (Cardboard economic indicators down 10% Q2 2023)
Tau fruit fly quarantine of 80sq miles of California produce.
Us beef inventory lowest in 50 years. And on and on….
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