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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
Starbase 5 Proxima 7 ^ | 5/3/51 | DR Roth

Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions!

This helps Michelle Obama XII Become intergalactic dictator. Please don't vote for... OMG! Someones coming!


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To: NicknamedBob

To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare

“Can you imagine the agony of someone who somehow became the enemy of all these intercommunicating machines?

Traffic signals would always be red. Elevators would not respond to him. Telephones would always connect to wrong numbers.”

Rod serling did one approaching that. All the appliances in the house turned on him.......

” Get out of this house, Finchley”
“ Yes, get out of here, Finchley”

9,031 posted on Sunday, January 30, 2005 6:00:33 PM by international american (Tagline not convinced.............................)

Yep, I remember ;-)


241 posted on 09/02/2009 6:59:27 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: Tax-chick

Back in the office feeling better but tired, and moving slowly.


242 posted on 09/02/2009 8:59:08 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar; All
HI, everyone.

this week i'm out "on the road again" - i'd guess 2 weeks of "fun & games" in old San Antonio was just too much to last. (FUN TOWN!)

free dixie,sw

243 posted on 09/02/2009 9:15:02 AM PDT by stand watie (Thus saith The Lord of Hosts, LET MY PEOPLE GO.)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; Chode; clamper1797; ...

Ordering pizza in 2012.

http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf


244 posted on 09/02/2009 9:15:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Niiiiice...


245 posted on 09/02/2009 9:37:43 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Marking Time On The Government's Dime)
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To: Old Sarge

Scary!
Don’t think I want to order pizza any time soon... ;o]


246 posted on 09/02/2009 9:39:28 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face; Old Sarge

Ordering pizza in 2010.

http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf

There, fixed it ;-)


247 posted on 09/02/2009 9:53:48 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Cute.


248 posted on 09/02/2009 10:00:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; ...

Happy September ALL!

“Be the kind of person that, every morning when your feet hit the floor, Satan has to go change his drawers.”

Also, fresh meat from Evan Sayet:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2330576/posts


249 posted on 09/02/2009 11:46:10 AM PDT by HKMk23 (In the end, life contains only one tragedy: not to have been a saint.)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Sparko; The Flying Dutchman; grey_whiskers; wolf24; Danae; Grizzled Bear; ...

I’m Here!


250 posted on 09/02/2009 11:58:11 AM PDT by Pippin (Time Lady seeking liberals for target practice)
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To: Pippin

You ROCK, Pip!!
Haven’t seen you for a while. It can’t be fun to ignore the UT...

;o]


251 posted on 09/02/2009 12:02:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face
The heck with ordering Pizza in 2012!

I want Pizza in 2009!

252 posted on 09/02/2009 12:03:25 PM PDT by Pippin (Time Lady seeking liberals for target practice)
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To: ifonlyallusawerenyc

That’s actually what I’m hoping for.

Empress Sarah as ruler of the world is pretty damned nifty.

Thanks for posting.


253 posted on 09/02/2009 12:05:22 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: Monkey Face
I've been posting a Doctor Who fan Fiction story on one oif the Fan Fiction sites

I'm getting a bit of practice when I get into writing my real novel which is going to be a historical fiction set in 17th century Maryland.

254 posted on 09/02/2009 12:05:48 PM PDT by Pippin (Time Lady seeking liberals for target practice)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Tax-chick; fanfan; All

What’s even niftier is the fact that you are now in the clutches of the Undead Thread/Flying Castle, and you never know what can happen here...

If you need a look around, talk to Darks. He’ll send something up from the Lower Levels to give you a misguided tour.

;o]


255 posted on 09/02/2009 12:09:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Pippin

That sounds like a lot of fun. I wish my brain would stay on track long enough to write something....

Let us know when you get it done!


256 posted on 09/02/2009 12:12:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Don’t need a tour thanks.

I’ll just wander around and nibble on the mushrooms growing in the corners and lick the water dripping down the walls if I get peckish.

It’ll be just like highschool again.


257 posted on 09/02/2009 12:12:28 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: ifonlyallusawerenyc

258 posted on 09/02/2009 12:16:20 PM PDT by 6323cd (I Am Jim Thompson)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg; Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear

Oh you poor fool...the walls and doors tend to shift Down There, and unseemly things have a tendency of tasting before they let you know of their presence.

GPS won’t help you, I’m afraid. The Zombies have done something to cloak any effort of tracking folks who wander alone.

We’ve tried to use string, fur balls and other things less tasteful as tracking trails, but the efforts have been wasted.

Please! Don’t go down there unguided!!!


259 posted on 09/02/2009 12:18:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: 6323cd

BWAHAHAHAH!
He gave his all for the First Undead Thread!!!

Welcome!


260 posted on 09/02/2009 12:18:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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