[JRandomFreeper]

I'm not a big man, but I am a man.

And there isn't much you can do to get an emotional response from me. But there are 3 basic rules:

You don't hurt kids.

You don't hurt dogs.

You don't hurt wimmen.

Otherwise, I get sideways with the world and it gets messy all around.

And yes, I cry at weddings. Losing the deduction, and the expense is just too much. ;)

/johnny

[trussell]

I feel the same way about kids, dogs and women (or men that I care about for that matter).

I don’t cry at weddings, but that may change when my babies go on their way.