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Oscars Observes Moment Of Silence For Undocumented Murderer Tragically Called ‘Illegal’
The Babylon Bee ^ | March 10, 2024

Posted on 03/10/2024 5:33:36 PM PDT by McGruff

The Oscars ceremonies were paused this evening for attendants to observe a moment of silence for the undocumented murder José Antonio Ibarra, who was tragically referred to as "illegal" by President Biden earlier this week.

"No one is illegal," said a tearful Jimmy Kimmel as the murderer's picture was displayed. "Let us all take a moment to honor the undocumented, as we reflect on the pain and anguish it caused this man to hear himself described as an 'illegal'. It is a pain no vicious murderer should ever have to experience."

The Oscars attendees solemnly stood and looked into the eyes of the man who bludgeoned a young woman to death, considering the deep wound a hurtful word like "illegal" must have wrought. Though President Biden had already apologized for using the despicable term to describe the killer, the Academy felt a moment of silence was needed to help bring true healing.

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1 posted on 03/10/2024 5:33:36 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

Got me.


2 posted on 03/10/2024 5:39:18 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA! DEATH TO MARXISM AND GFLOBALISM ! AMERICA, COWBOY UP!)
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To: McGruff

Dear Bee, please do not give those intellectually challenged almost-beings any ideas.


3 posted on 03/10/2024 5:42:32 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Da Coyote

Common sense, Logic 101 would assume, anyone coming into the country and not having a valid tourist visa, enters the country as an illegal alien. And there are ONLY two genders.


4 posted on 03/10/2024 5:43:55 PM PDT by rovenstinez (, )
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To: All

The sad thing is that I assumed that this was fact, not the Bee, until I saw otherwise.


5 posted on 03/10/2024 5:47:28 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: McGruff

Sometime the Bee stings deep!


6 posted on 03/10/2024 5:48:38 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: McGruff

The Babylon Bee fooled me.


7 posted on 03/10/2024 5:48:52 PM PDT by gitmo (If your biography doesn't match your theology, what good is it?)
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To: McGruff

Got This Guy. For a half a second. Long enough, though, to justify taking the “L”.

Curse you, BB!

😊


8 posted on 03/10/2024 5:51:21 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: cowboyusa

Ditto


9 posted on 03/10/2024 5:57:09 PM PDT by Mean Daddy (Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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To: cowboyusa
I went to the Gutenberg copy of 1984, found the quote "'Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it." and was angrily typing my reply before I went back to the article to see who to spew my outrage at. Bam! There's the Bee!

I feel like Pooh with his head in the honey jar.

10 posted on 03/10/2024 6:00:15 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago. Now with "Formal Deprogramming")
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To: LegendHasIt

What’s even more sad is this predictable, unoriginal response.


11 posted on 03/10/2024 6:06:01 PM PDT by Fuzz
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To: cowboyusa

“ Got me.”
***************

Me too. Babylon picks up on thing that ABSOLUTELY could be real in sone fashion.


12 posted on 03/10/2024 6:08:53 PM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MA)
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To: McGruff

Got me ...


13 posted on 03/10/2024 6:10:05 PM PDT by BlueLancer (Think of it as evolution in action. [Oath of Fealty - Pournelle and Niven])
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To: House Atreides

Yep.


14 posted on 03/10/2024 6:11:28 PM PDT by cowboyusa (AT THIS POINT, I'M WARMING TO AN AMERICAN PINOCHETE. )
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To: McGruff

I know this is satire but don’t even joke about something like this. I wouldn’t put it past those pretty boys and botox laden bimbos to pull such a stunt 🤬🤬


15 posted on 03/10/2024 6:18:05 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (Laken Riley is my daughter!)
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To: McGruff

Got me.... so hard to identify satire anymore.


16 posted on 03/10/2024 6:20:48 PM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDITypical. The hell with Ameri)
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To: McGruff

Got me until I hit the line “No one is illegal,” said a tearful Jimmy Kimmel.... That is past tense and I had heard when driving half an hour earlier that whatever this event is called starts at 9 eastern.


17 posted on 03/10/2024 6:24:20 PM PDT by hecticskeptic
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To: Da Coyote

Yeah the show ain’t over yet. Someone could read this and make it happen.


18 posted on 03/10/2024 6:42:45 PM PDT by xp38
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To: McGruff

Ugh...


19 posted on 03/10/2024 6:55:06 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.c)
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To: McGruff

A quick check of AI chat “revealed” the following:

Prompt:
how long was the Oscars Moment Of Silence For Undocumented Murderer Tragically Called ‘Illegal’?

Reply
The Oscars Moment of Silence for the undocumented murderer lasted for approximately 25 seconds.


20 posted on 03/10/2024 6:57:41 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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