Send them some over the Alps!
Wouldn’t be the first time!
I happen to like elephants better than people.
So the best solution is to thin the Homo Erectus heard instead and let the elephants have their own native land.
Love it!! One live flourishing elephant for each trophy you take into your country. I worked for guy who went to Africa every 2 or 3 years. Its staggering how much they pay for gear and tickets and guns and ammo and permits and guides a ton of incidentals to get to go hunting. Then........BANG!
I’m all for the current conservation efforts. Most folks that use this method have flourishing results. And BRAVO for stuffing it to Germany with a dose of the truth!
Mr. Hannibal, Please pick up the white elephant courtesy phone. Mr. Hannibal . . .
Better than the “migrants” they’ve been taking in. Cuter, smarter, and willing to work.
Tip: Don’t honk your car horn at an elephant. He may think you have a baby elephant in the trunk, and will trash your car trying to find and free it.
(Resident of southern Africa.)
Operation Dumbo Drop X 20,000.
IDK about anyone else here but I would pay to see that event.
It’s 5,209 miles from Botswana to Germany. I’m not sure what’s the walking speed of an unladen African elephant but I’m pretty sure that it isn’t very fast.
That’s a great idea...people who push these so called “conservation” policies don’t have to live with the consequences. To me, its similar to some enviro wonkies pushing to reintroduce apex predators back into areas where they had been eliminated because of the dangers they presented...animals like grizzlies and wolves.
Yes, its cruel to use snares and traps on the animals like some do BUT there’s a lot of damage those elephants do to people living their lives. The affected folk should have the most say over their management. Not those who lecture from 5000 miles away.
Hilarious. I think it is an excellent idea to transport elephants into the backyards of anyone who doesn’t support proper game management.