[Overtaxed]

Why *does* he bash Elves, anyway? Just for fun, or does he have a real gripe against them?

Hehehe...Hair is partly right in that I do like getting a rise out of the Elf Friends. Otherwise I was okay with Elves until I saw the movie. The movie Elves came across as "snooty" (especially Haldir) and the movie Elves take themselves way too seriously - that makes them such an attractive target for merrie mischier makers like myself.

But I think the Elves have found out where I work...I've been having various "equipment problems" for two days now."

[HairOfTheDog]

The movie Elves came across as "snooty"

But it ain't snooty if you really are that cool. Haldir is a little cold, but the rest of them can back up every bit of apparent snootiness with actual coolness.

[Tuor]

But I think the Elves have found out where I work...I've been having various "equipment problems" for two days now."

I thought those were gremlins?

Tuor