[Doomonyou]

Did you know that copper foil works much better then aluminum foil to keep the aliens from beaming these ideas into your brain?

I thought it was the government.

[another cricket]

I thought it was the government.

The aliens have infiltrated the government. It is all a big plot and the Build-a-burgers are involved too. Just drive through any town and you will see one of their sinister branch offices. Luring our people in with their offers of "whoppers" and "big macs", but do they all come out again? Has anyone ever checked?

How could you not see this?

Unless… You are one of them!

a. cricket