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'Toilet paper capital of world' prepares for exhibition
ANANOVA ^ | Story filed: 21:17 Thursday 18th April 2002 | Editorial Staff

Posted on 04/22/2002 11:11:13 AM PDT by vannrox

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To: Focault's Pendulum
What a coincidence, I just got this SPAM email:

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21 posted on 04/22/2002 1:28:31 PM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
That's more than we needed to know....


22 posted on 04/22/2002 1:32:17 PM PDT by Icthus
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To: Texaggie79
Sort of gives new meaning to "Am I Logged In???"

As I'm sure the paraphrase will not escape/evacuate your attentiion.

23 posted on 04/22/2002 1:40:31 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
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To: LindaSOG
Or you just ate a "heavy" meal the night before!
25 posted on 04/22/2002 1:57:17 PM PDT by Icthus
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To: LindaSOG
Lemme get this straight. Floaters = good thing?
26 posted on 04/22/2002 1:58:50 PM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
I got it on good authority, in fact no less than Willie Nelson himself, that Elvis' final words were, "Corn???..."
28 posted on 04/22/2002 2:19:04 PM PDT by weegee
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29 posted on 04/22/2002 2:43:41 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: socal_parrot

Please don't squeeze the Chairman... he's busy napping.

30 posted on 04/22/2002 3:14:41 PM PDT by weegee
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To: Texaggie79
Hmmm how to respnd without getting banned.
31 posted on 04/22/2002 6:28:09 PM PDT by weikel
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To: Texaggie79
www.colonblow.com
32 posted on 04/23/2002 9:10:51 AM PDT by Tony in Hawaii
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