Grrrrrr! What's Yer Outlaw Biker Name?

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[uglybiker]

You live for the open road!
You live for the feelin' of somethin' throbbin' betwixt yer legs!
You actually like the taste of bugs stuck in yer teeth! (They goes down good with Budweiser!)
Yer entire record collection consists of bootleg copies of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Greatest Hits and The Best of Molly Hatchet!
Your entire wardrobe consists of jeans and Harley T-shirts....and one button down fer weddings and/or funerals (There's a difference?)
The carpet in th' livin' room of yer trailer has oil stains!
What's a shower?

If'n you can answer "YEEEEAAAAHH!!!" to any o' these, then YOU'RE A BIKER!! RRRRRRRRRGH!!

Alright, so now you know. But before you kin take on the world and go out drinkin' and pillagin', you need a name ta strike fear into the local population! "Darryl the Motorcyclist" ain't gonna give nobody nightmares. You need a name, and you need to ride with a club, 'cause you can't be an outlaw biker without wearin' yer colors!

So now yer sayin' to yerself: "Self! I wanna be a biker, but I ain't got no scary name an' I don't ride with no outlaw club. $H*T!! What am I gonna do?"

Well, worrry no more fellow traveler of the tarmac, 'cause I gots the solution!

Jus' head on over here an' find out what yer Outlaw Biker Name is!!!

[uglybiker]

Grrr!!! grunt! snort! Live ta Ride....*belch!*

[uglybiker]

Almost fergot!

I'm now ...

Dirtbeard of Hell's Beerguts MC

[petuniasevan]

I noticed there's only ONE handle for ANY female biker (no surprise there).

So I'm B*tch of the White Werewolves MC.

[petuniasevan]

Correction on that. Females can be "Li'l B*tch", "B*tch", or "Ol' Momma". Thassall folks!

[Snow Bunny]

ROTFL

Mine is scary...

Ol Mommma of the Satan Barbers MC

Yikes

[Bahbah]

Ol Mama of the Spider Skulls MC. Humph.

[lowbridge]

Something about "nutcrushers".

I aint playing anymore.

[WIMom]

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Let's have some fun!

Hurry before they bring out the Cheerleaders!

[MotleyGirl70]

Try this. Some Sunday fun...

My biker name is: Bitch

And I'm riding with: Spirit Stalkers MC

:)

[MotleyGirl70]

I am Bitch of the Nutcrushers MC.

LOL!

All men be aware!

[AngrySpud]

How ya doin Ug?

I noticed a bumper sticker recently ... Bikers are a Rare Breed -- Harley Riders are a Dime a Dozen.

[maxwell]

Bikers are a Rare Breed -- Harley Riders are a Dime a Dozen.

Bwahaha... When I go Hog I want that sticker...

[CARDINALRULES]

LOL!!

Using Cardinal Rules as my name I am "Bitch of the Dope Dragons MC".

With my "real" name I am "Bitch of the Toecutters MC".

LOL --guess your age determines if you are a Lil' Bitch, Bitch, Momma or Ol'Momma.

Damn, I wanted to be a Nutcrusher.

[uglybiker]

This is going to kill my mother.

Wait'll she finds out what her biker name is!

[uglybiker]

Hooligan List BUMP!

[Texaggie79]

I'm wit the Nutcrushers MC and I go by "Pretty Boy" Mark

[blackie]

Ol' Snotface
of the
White Werewolfes MC, checkin' in... :o)

[SeaDragon]

Ol Momma of the Nutcrushers.

This has possibilities..........

[BikerTrash]

Headbanger of the Dead Donkeys MC.

Remarkably accurate assessment! How day do dat.