1. Someone will fall down pretending to be hurt.
— The teams who flop blatantly (are you listening, Argentina?) didn't make the semifinals. Furthermore, the refs are ignoring most of the playacting.
2. There will be some ridiculous noise coming from the stands making the match unbearable to watch on tv with the mute button firmly mashed.
Any more ridiculous than thundersticks? At least soccer fans get together to sing together.
3. The final (finally) final will end 1 - 0.
Not if Germany is in the finals.
4. There will be a riot of some kind.
Not if Germany is in the finals. The police won't issue a permit for a riot.
I’d love to see a Germany-Holland final, can Holland finally get revenge for ‘74?
2. There will be some ridiculous noise coming from the stands making the match unbearable to watch on tv with(out) the mute button firmly mashed.
....”At least soccer fans get together to sing together.”
What did you think I was referring to?
That's why I can't wait for the new EPL season to start, so I can finally hear the fans singing and chanting again.