Ken Mehlman's Glass Door

The Looking Spoon ^ | 8-25-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

So former RNC chair and Bush campaign leader Ken Mehlman has come out of a closet that apparently had a glass door because it seems to have been the most open secret ever.

Now he's apparently expected to become some kind of poster boy for why the GOP should finally sign on to gay marriage. Which is an argument I'd much rather have than talking about ObamaCare, or our impending national bankruptcy, or anything consequential really. Why save the country when you can obsess a little more about sex?

Here's a compromise...he can be chief decoration officer for the 2012 RNC. Maybe now the GOP will get it's much needed pizazz.

Ooooh! Scratch that! He can be Prince of Pizazz!

Or Pizazz Czar!

Picture this for a TV show pitch.....Queer Eye for the Right Guy

He could even spearhead the Republican gay outreach under the banner: Red White and Fabu!

He could explain why some gays are JUST FABULOUS and others are

What a whole new world for conservatives! :-/

Does saying pizazz a lot make you.....you know? (I don't wanna know)

Seriously though why does this have to be a story? Did Ken think we needed to make his sex life a national discussion? I should have actually titled this post "Somebody Needs Attention."

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[sinanju]

Maybe his IS a victim of professional discrimination?

Perhaps he wasn’t getting any work in conservative circles because of his not-so-secret life.

So he’s decided to do a David Brock?

[sinanju]

“He was a leading figure in the Bush White House in pushing for the party to try to appeal to black and Hispanic voters.”

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Lawdy! That says it right there! Perhaps he was always an enemy agent.

The only kind of black and Hispanic outreach I ever saw on the part of the Pubbie party during those years was of the most insulting, condescending, patronizing, pat-you-on-the-head variety. Never mind the whole 2007 “Si se puede!” immigration “reform” disaster that saw GWB and the Republican leadership take a giant dump on us conservatives.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Ken Mehlman's GlAss Door"

Fixed it.

[AndrewB]

Not guilty!! Hubba hubba!!

[BobL]

Does ANYONE seriously think that Mehlman’s timing of this admission had NOTHING to do with distracting the Republicans for the Midterm Elections?

Therefore, the ONLY reasonable option is to simply IGNORE HIM, at least until after November 2nd. We can discuss this garbage right after that, and hopefully DISPATCH HIM to some wing of the Democratic Party.

[DesertRenegade]

This Mehlman guy is sick in the head. I guarantee he was probably molested as a young boy. Now, just like Obama he wants to mandate open homosexuality in the military and force churches to perform sodomite ‘marriages’. This guy is NOT a Conservative but a smarmy RINO.