OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
Well in some parts government is taxing rain so it wouldn't be a stretch to tax sunshine. It goes something like the more property you own the more you are responsible for solar absorption and must be taxed accordingly. Don't you know it's pretty much settled science that the solution to every problem, real and imagined, is a tax.