You know she’s the one when you enjoy her resting her Head in your Lap face up as much as face down.
Oops, did I just say that out loud?
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There’s what I call “The Fart Test”, if you are comfortable farting around her, and she doesn’t mind, that’s when you know it’s time to think about getting married to her.
Now, if you give her the “Dutch Oven” and she stays, she’s definitely a keeper!