Check the date.
And the fact that Phoenix is more than 1000 ft. above sea level.
Must be April 1.
What day is today, again?
I am thinking of that country song with the lyrics about oceanfront property in Arizona.
April Fool’s Day joke?
Pretty funny Babylon Bee stuff, anyway, they forgot to say they expect it to take 3 lightyears to get environmental approvals.
They can't or won't stop the flood of illegals into Arizona, what happens when they can't stop the water from flooding Arizona?
Furthermore, do they really know the geology they have to cross?
Not a well thought-out idea.
Sounds expensive.
Another area for possible similar project would be in Western Egypt in the Qattara Depression. That would make more water available to help reclaim the sahara desert and open up northern africa for trade.
What happens to Tucson? Save Old Tucson from the floods!
The Leftists have gotten so whacked, that satire like this and at Babylon Bee are getting closer to the truth than absurdity.
Part of the infrastructure waste. Getting bad when it is hard to tell the difference in just another democrap cluster fluck and an April Fool’s spoof.
Hector Fledermaus, President of the Southwestern North America Financial Union (SNAFU)
Joe's Infrastructure!
in before Kevmo
Sounds good to me.
I wonder if they’ll take an IOU?
Actually in the age of Biden, its hard to tell whats fake and what part of his new infrastructure bill since he is a 24x365 fool.
Hector Fledermaus, President of the Southwestern North America Financial Union (SNAFU) unveiled the plan at a press conference in Gila Bend, which would eventually be sunk under 150 feet of water when the project is complete.
Fledermaus said this is the biggest SNAFU project ever undertaken including canal, pumps, and a set of locks like in the Panama Canal to keep the water from draining back into the Gulf.
“We considered waiting for global warming to melt the Greenland ice cap and letting this happen naturally but decided that we wanted the big bucks now,” Fledermaus said. “We will start platting out home sites on the beaches-to-be of the new Gulf of Arizona by June and accepting deposits from buyers by year end.”
SANFU is working with Princess Cruise Lines to make Phoenix a new port destination, and with the Tohono O’odham Tribe to launch floating casinos on their part of the new inland sea.
The Defense Department will convert part of the Goldwater Test Range in western Arizona into a submarine training base.
Fledermaus for President! At least he can speak without a teleprompter.
I think we should sue Mexico and take what is rightfully ours. Gadsden got drunk and messed up the straight line to the gulf. Instead he intersected much further north by Yuma. If he just trusted his GPS we would have a seaport.