Posted on 06/19/2021 7:17:54 AM PDT by DFG
“The Tolkien Society has announced that the theme of its 2021 Summer Seminar, held July 3 – 4, will be ‘Tolkien and Diversity,’” reports the Daily Wire.
This is not a parody. It only sounds like a parody, which is what makes observing the Woketard Gestapo in action from safe, sane, and tolerant Rural MAGA Land such a blast.
Here’s a sampling of what Woketard Tolkien Fanboys can expect — you know, those whose lives are so empty, this is how they choose to spend a weekend:
Gondor in Transition: A Brief Introduction to Transgender Realities in The Lord of the Rings Pardoning Saruman?: The Queer in Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings The Lossoth: Indigeneity, Identity, and Antiracism The Invisible Other: Tolkien’s Dwarf-Women and the ‘Feminine Lack’ Queer Atheists, Agnostics, and Animists, Oh, My! “Something Mighty Queer”: Destabilizing Cishetero Amatonormativity in the Works of Tolkien
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Alright. Show of hands those that ID as Hobbits. Can’t these UPOS leave anything alone? Do they stay up all night in their mom’s basement in dark chat rooms coming up with this crap? Grrrrrrrrrrr
But-but-but...Tolkien has always been in the Left’s cross-hairs for being: monarchist, sexist, racist, supremacist, classist, theistic, Western... anything you can think of, they hate it!
So I guess like comics books... if they can’t beat ‘em, co-opt ‘em!
The Shire needs to be scoured.
Thoroughly.
Queers are pushing too far. Wasn’t too long ago they were just thankful to not get the crap beaten out of them just for existing so they kept pretty quiet.
Those were the days...
If Jackson’s Trilogy had included Tom Bombadil in the story, instead of blowing the character off, none of this woke nonsense would be happening.
Tom was pure alpha!
“The time of the sane is over — my people are leaving these shores. Who will you look to when we’ve gone? The eGOP? They hide in their mountains seeking riches — they care nothing for the troubles of others.”
The Tolkien Society is about the whitest group of people you can find. Not an Orc among them.
Geez these woke folk just try to take over everything.
I doubt there were very many transgendered queers at the Battle of the Somme. Tolkien must be rolling over in his grave right about now.
These woke folk know nothing of history.
The orcs are trans? I always kinda expected that. It explains the insane hatred, the willing acceptance of slavery to Sauron and the basic incapacity with weapons.
BLANKET PARTY!!!!!! Oh, to enthusiastic?
You’d need an entire “AIDS quilt.”
Tolkien’s Middle Earth had no transgenders or homosexuals, because it had not achieved the sickness and depravity of our own world. Good and evil were are easier to identify, and there is not as much confusion between one and the other because common sense had not yet been murdered by the God hating Left that this world is cursed with.
It is well known that Tolkien was Catholic. His son or grandson is an ordained Catholic priest.
I can guarantee that there is no gay/trans crap in any of his works.
“Tom was pure alpha”
I don’t know, what with all the capering, wearing hose and the “hey-don’t-dingle-ing.”
Hey-dong-dingle-ing
Autocorrect did not like that phrase at all
Haha! Well, you can’t hide your true nature. Put John Wayne in a tutu and he would still be The Duke!
We have yet to grasp the depth of Democrat evil.
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