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A.I. Czar Harris Announces She Has Figured Out What A.I. Stands For
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/13/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/13/2023 9:17:51 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a speech given this week, Vice President and Artificial Intelligence Czar Kamala Harris proudly announced that after months of dedicated research and extensive study, she has determined what the initials A.I. stand for.

"This discovery is the result of intense research," Harris said to the media. "It is with great pride that I am here to let the world know that the letters ‘A.I.' actually stand for ‘Artificial Intelligence.' At no point in the history of A.I. has this secret been known. I have gained this knowledge and now know this knowledge. Because after you gain knowledge, you then know it. This is how knowledge works. HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE HA HA!"

Experts applauded Harris for uncovering the long-unknown secret. "All this time, I was wondering what it was I was an expert in," said A.I. Expert Professor Blake Rumsey at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology A.I. Lab. "The Vice President must have access to the most brilliant scientific minds in the world. It's wonderful to have such an intellectual powerhouse at the highest levels of our government. Thanks, Kamala!"

Harris maintained the importance of her discovery. "There is intelligence that is artificial, and intelligence that is actual," she explained. "There is also actual artificial intelligence, which in this case would be ‘A.A.I.' which I will now be learning about so that I may, in fact, know that knowledge."

At publishing time, Harris was reportedly telling her aides that her next task was to learn what the definitions of the words "artificial" and "intelligence" are.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ai; babylonbee; harris; intelligence; kamala

1 posted on 07/13/2023 9:17:51 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Sad that even the Bee’s attempt at parody sounds more like an actual quote from this VP!


2 posted on 07/13/2023 9:22:15 AM PDT by sjmjax
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To: DFG

AI = An Idiot


3 posted on 07/13/2023 9:24:20 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: DFG

She’s a rocket scientist. I saw a clip today of some little girl praising the historical Harris for making it to the VP’s office. I would have hated to tell the little princess that Harris didn’t do anything to become VP. She was just in the right place at the right time and had Willie Brown as a friend.


4 posted on 07/13/2023 9:25:01 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (No more new laws until we start enforcing the crap we already have!)
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To: DFG

Well, Border Czar Kamala Harris still hasn’t found out what a border is or where it might be.


5 posted on 07/13/2023 9:26:06 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
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To: Tennessee Nana

“AI = An Idiot”

Oh, you win today’s award! Nice!


6 posted on 07/13/2023 9:29:51 AM PDT by CodeToad (No Arm up! They have!)
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To: CodeToad

:)


7 posted on 07/13/2023 9:31:57 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: DFG

Whoo-hoo! “Que mala” Harris has cracked the code!

Damn, she’s good.

Of course, the information recovered was somehow lost in the word salad that followed.


8 posted on 07/13/2023 9:37:00 AM PDT by alloysteel (Take back the rainbow. Its use by LGBTQ is cultural misappropriation.)
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To: DFG

Oh, it’s TWO LETTERS!!
See, I thought it was either a song in Swedish about homosexual guppies who identify as red-tongues lizards of the negro persuasion, or else a nail polish for stupid girls from New Jersey who make unnameable amounts of money in return for being absolutely worthless.
Go figure. Two letters!
Who knew??


9 posted on 07/13/2023 9:43:02 AM PDT by _longranger81
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To: Tennessee Nana

“”AI = An Idiot””

OR - ALL idiot!!!! She is that!!!


10 posted on 07/13/2023 9:43:12 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: DFG
Leave poor Kamala alone! She was unfortunately in the wrong place at the wrong time - when the senile Sleepy Joe puppet handlers informed candidate Sleepy Joe that he will "select" a black female as his running mate (just as his handlers notified the so-called "President" Biden that he will "nominate" a black female Supreme Court Justice, Brown Ketanji Jackson). Once again, wrong place, wrong time.
11 posted on 07/13/2023 9:54:20 AM PDT by gw-ington (My Preferred Pronouns: senile, sleepy, elmo puppet, laughing, hyena, stolen, election.)
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To: DFG

Artificial Intelligence - no match for Natural Stupidity.


12 posted on 07/13/2023 9:56:56 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: DFG
The most brain damaged administration in our American history . . . . . and it is manifested first in the democrat party.



13 posted on 07/13/2023 10:02:14 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true . . . I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: DFG

Abdominal Inversion


14 posted on 07/13/2023 10:16:00 AM PDT by no-to-illegals ( The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: DFG

I told you she’s a ding dong


15 posted on 07/13/2023 11:20:46 AM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: DFG

As Is. All sales are final. Buyer beware.


16 posted on 07/13/2023 11:45:11 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-,)
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