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Sheep Start Jumping Higher After Breaking Into Greenhouse and Devouring 600 Pounds of Medical Cannabis
The Pet Zealot ^ | September 26, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 09/26/2023 11:20:02 AM PDT by allen592

According to a report by Newsweek, a group of sheep in the vicinity of Almyros, Thessaly, Greece, managed to infiltrate a greenhouse and voraciously consume a staggering 600 pounds of medical cannabis. The shepherd, astutely aware of their mischievous escapade, observed that his woolly companions began exhibiting peculiar behavior after indulging in the forbidden Mary Jane. Astonishingly, these sheep were now capable of leaping higher than even the most agile of goats.

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: animals; pets; sheep

1 posted on 09/26/2023 11:20:02 AM PDT by allen592
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To: allen592

They got higher

😂


2 posted on 09/26/2023 11:21:49 AM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: allen592

This is pure BS.

THC is not metabolically available until it reaches about 170deg F.

Before that it’s still THCa.


3 posted on 09/26/2023 11:26:59 AM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: allen592

Watch out local 7-11’s there are going to be sheep looking for burrito’s on a munchie craze.


4 posted on 09/26/2023 11:27:46 AM PDT by DallasBiff (Apology not accepted.la is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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To: allen592

Look for extra short grass after the sheep get the munchies.


5 posted on 09/26/2023 11:29:06 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: allen592

Sheep’s come undone
Sheep didn’t know what sheep was headed for
And when I found what sheep was headed for
It was too late


6 posted on 09/26/2023 11:44:07 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (They say "Our Democracy" but they mean Cosa Nostra.)
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To: allen592

I wish the mods would rein in your blog pimping, this cutesy animal blogging saturation is becoming annoying.


7 posted on 09/26/2023 11:47:20 AM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: ClearCase_guy

It’s too late, sheeps gone to far, sheeps lost the sun...

...Sheeps come undone.


8 posted on 09/26/2023 11:48:39 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
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To: allen592

That’s the funniest headline I’ve seen in a long time.


9 posted on 09/26/2023 11:59:32 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Democracy dies when you take away from those who work and give to those who won't. Khrushchev.)
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To: allen592

Suuuure.......blame the sheep..................that’s baaaaaaaddddd.................


10 posted on 09/26/2023 12:01:41 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: ansel12

I saw this article earlier from another source.

Decided it was baaaaad..........


11 posted on 09/26/2023 12:03:07 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: allen592

Stoned Greek Sheep would be a cool name for a band.


12 posted on 09/26/2023 12:12:06 PM PDT by Allegra (Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
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To: ansel12

Not to mention stupid supposedly clever words like forbidden mary jane. It wasn’t forbidden, nobody told the sheep they weren’t supposed to eat it. It was in a greenhouse which presumed they couldn’t get to it but there was no sign or law saying they could not eat it.


13 posted on 09/26/2023 12:12:55 PM PDT by webheart
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To: webheart

I didn’t even look at the blog, I meant the whole blog pimping this guy does about cute animals this, and cute animals that, ‘click on my blog, the cat is so cute with the ball’.


14 posted on 09/26/2023 12:24:00 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: allen592
"Sheep Start Jumping Higher After Breaking Into Greenhouse and Devouring 600 Pounds of Medical Cannabis"

High jumping sheep may improve counting them as a sleep aid, but not if they raid your refrigerator or stop to argue with you.
15 posted on 09/26/2023 12:30:45 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: Allegra

That’s a good one!

Way better than the one my buddy and I came up with for an English Grunge band - The Bleedin’ Canker Sore’s!


16 posted on 09/26/2023 1:24:31 PM PDT by 1FreeAmerican
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