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To: Roman_War_Criminal

Do we have any bow hunters here? You’ll need to prepare flaming arrows to shoot at the sky to reignite the sun!

It’s a crisis! Without the sun we will freeze to death!


4 posted on 04/06/2024 3:39:05 PM PDT by packagingguy
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>It’s a crisis! Without the sun we will freeze to death!<

Well. they’re trying to eliminate the sun so get your woollies back out!


31 posted on 04/06/2024 4:48:24 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (Bye done!)
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To: packagingguy

“Do we have any bow hunters here? You’ll need to prepare flaming arrows to shoot at the sky to reignite the sun!

It’s a crisis! Without the sun we will freeze to death!”

I was thinking today I’m pretty sure we need to throw a virgin into the volcano to solve this problem.


40 posted on 04/06/2024 7:37:25 PM PDT by suthener ( )
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>>any bow hunters here?

More effective to shoot M62 rounds (7.62 NATO Tracer) at the Moon to scare it away from the Sun.

41 posted on 04/06/2024 7:44:53 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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