We make Russia look like amateurs.
We are the Soviet Union.
Old and decrepit leaders who aren’t really in charge.
Secret police persecuting political enemies.
Endless corruption.
Ordinary people treated like slaves, living in fear of their government.
Constant meddling in the Third World, inciting revolutions and forever wars.
We are the Bad Guys.
Except that Russia is solvent. We are not. THe idiots in the MIC/IC don’t even know how to keep their effin’ powder dry for when the bad times really roll in.