Posted on 05/07/2024 10:58:04 AM PDT by DFG
U.S. — A new wave of controversy erupted as 12 women came forward alleging they had been sexually assaulted by whoever Trump's vice presidential pick would end up being.
The damning allegations began to come in despite the fact that Trump has yet to officially name a running mate or even disclose whether the pick is a man or a woman. Sources confirmed at least a dozen highly credible accusers emerged to demand justice against whoever the VP candidate might be.
"Whoever the VP pick is, I am here to tell my story of how I was inappropriately touched by them," claimed one accuser. "As soon as Trump sees fit to announce who his running mate is, I'm going to positively identify him… or her. Whatever. No matter who he picks, they aren't going to get away with what they did. They must be held accountable!"
Other women quickly joined the ranks of accusers, suggesting Trump's eventual VP selection — no matter who it may end up being — has a long history of serious misconduct. "The person Trump picks as his running mate will not get away with the things we all know they did. Once he announces who it is, we'll know who to blame for what happened to all of us."
At publishing time, the DOJ had announced they would be charging Trump's VP pick with serious federal crimes, once they find out who it is.
Excellent, The Bee stings again!
Satire. For now anyways.
Babylon Bee.
:NeverTrumpin':
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BB getting out in front of reality again?........................
BUahahahahahaha!
Well done Bee!
The Bee is on that fuzzy interface separating humor and prophesy.
Gloria Allred, or her wicked daughter, has probably already received the first payment from this class action lawsuit.
Good one.........
Tulsi assaulted someone?
This might be funny, if it wasn’t true.
Is this from Gloria Alread?
The governor of Arkansas, and the governor of S. Dakota, are preparing their defenses, just in case one of them becomes the nominee. ;)
Better have some men ready, in case Trump selects a woman.
the Bee is closer to the truth in reporting than any other news outlet around.
Too funny, but you know it’s true
Why ... you got something against lesbian sexual harassers?
If you look at the source, the accompanying pic shows one of the “women” on the 2nd row is a guy...
That’s essentially what they did in 2016 in regards racism for the Republican Nominee. It’s how Trump became a Nazi, and many other attributes.
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