Posted on 05/08/2024 11:47:07 AM PDT by DFG
U.S. — Following the revelation that a deadly parasite was once removed from his skull, political experts were shocked to learn that the dead worm found in Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s brain was already polling higher than Joe Biden in 11 states.
The latest poll results indicated a large portion of the electorate had abandoned Biden in favor of the deceased parasite that had previously been lodged in RFK Jr.'s brain, leaving the White House scrambling to formulate a strategy to combat the dead worm.
"We weren't expecting to see numbers like these," said one high-ranking Biden campaign strategist under the condition of anonymity. "We considered the fact that Joe would struggle up against living competition, but seeing him fall behind a worm that isn't even alive is a huge red flag. We're really fighting an uphill battle here. And, from what I've heard, you never want to fight uphill."
A campaign team had already begun to coalesce around the dead brain worm, believing it to be the most viable candidate on the left to provide an alternative to Biden. "Brain Worm 2024!" shouted one excited campaign staffer. "Why risk another four years under a failed Biden administration when you can take a stand for a brighter, more prosperous future with a dead brain worm at the helm?"
At publishing time, rumors had begun swirling that the dead worm from RFK Jr.'s brain was in discussions to name the fly that landed on Mike Pence during a debate as its running mate.
LOLOL!!
ROFLMAO! I just love the Babylon Bee!
“biden Jealous, demands dead worm be implanted in his brain then yells at harris to “get your own!””.
The worm in Biden’s brain is still alive and very hungry.
Dead Parasitic Worm pretty much sums up Biden.
Wow! They’re just FAST!
The way Biden is I’d have expect it would have been HIS case. He’s already had surgery to two brain aneurisms, IIRC.
KHAAAAAAAAN!!!
Dead worm is smarter and more coherent also.
With RFK the jokes write themselves.
Reminds me of an old NIGHT GALLERY story. “The Caterpillar”(1972)
Biden’s and Harris’s brain worms died of starvation.
Excellent!
Reminds me of the Bloom County cartoon were they ran a dead “Bill the Cat” for President.
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