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Research Discovers Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They Get To Wear A Scarf
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/08/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/08/2024 11:49:33 AM PDT by DFG

U.S. — New research has discovered that women will throw their support behind any cause, no matter how violent and sexist, as long as they get to wear a scarf.

"So, let me get this straight: this cause treats women as property, believes raping women an acceptable form of violence, and vows to murder innocent civilians - but I get to wear a scarf?" asked local college student Danielle Walker. "That sounds amazing! Sign me up!"

Though researchers had posited that women would be turned off to a cause where men take videos of themselves butchering children, they were surprised to find all hesitation instantly dissipated with the chance to wear a scarf. "We really underestimated the power of a scarf," said lead researcher Dr. Stephen Donaldson. "We could explain in graphic detail how this cause was hellbent on stripping women of basic freedoms, and they were totally on board so long as they could wear a scarf. They really, really like scarves."

According to Hamas sources, the discovery of the scarf's power has been a key ingredient to the terrorist group's success. "I still can't believe it, honestly," said terrorist Mohammed Deif. "We look directly into the camera and tell women in the West that we want to kill them or make them our sex slaves, and they cheer for us - because we let them wear scarves. It's incredible."

At publishing time, college girls across America had begun switching from Hamas over to new-edition ISIS scarves which were described as "so fetch".


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; hamas; protest; scarf; terrorist

1 posted on 05/08/2024 11:49:33 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

actually, there was research at the Frankfort school into how it’s easier to persuade women to compromise their morals (back when people had morals) when they’re part of a crowd than as individuals — as a means of accomplishing the Marxist’s “Long March Through the Institutions.”

clearly it was successfully tested.


2 posted on 05/08/2024 11:52:38 AM PDT by xoxox
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To: xoxox

Maybe we should make proof that you can back a trailer a requirement for voting.


3 posted on 05/08/2024 11:56:08 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

Is Deborah Brix proof of this?


4 posted on 05/08/2024 11:58:11 AM PDT by Obadiah
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To: Obadiah

scarf lady


5 posted on 05/08/2024 12:00:10 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG


Not much difference here.
6 posted on 05/08/2024 12:00:42 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: DFG

Hey, if Joe Biden makes these come back into style, I would consider switching my vote ...[/s]

7 posted on 05/08/2024 12:11:49 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (It's not "Quiet Quitting" -- it's "Going Galt".)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

None whatsoever.


8 posted on 05/08/2024 12:11:50 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: xoxox

I remember reading something kinda sorta similar in college - they set up an experiment where the subjects thought they were taking some kind of aptitude test. While they were taking the test, they started pumping smoke into the room from the “loudspeaker” I think it was. When it was a room full of people, no one wanted to be the first one to stand up and possibly look foolish. The room would get quite smoke filled before someone would finally get up and seek attention. When people were alone in the room, they got up right away.

Another one was a study on personal involvement. They would have a couple set up their stuff on a blanket at the beach near other people and then walk off without saying anything to anyone. A few minutes later, someone would come by and take off with their tote bag. No one hardly raised an eyebrow. Conversely, if they asked the people closest to their towel to “keep an eye on our stuff while we run to the restroom” they would immediately get involved and take off after the guy yelling at him.


9 posted on 05/08/2024 12:12:04 PM PDT by H.Bowman
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To: DFG

More evidence.

10 posted on 05/08/2024 12:29:56 PM PDT by CodeJockey (I'd like to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.)
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To: DFG
Though researchers had posited that women would be turned off to a cause where men take videos of themselves butchering children, they were surprised to find all hesitation instantly dissipated with the chance to wear a scarf.

"We really underestimated the power of a scarf," said lead researcher Dr. Stephen Donaldson. "We could explain in graphic detail how this cause was hellbent on stripping women of basic freedoms, and they were totally on board so long as they could wear a scarf. They really, really like scarves."

Can we assume 'The View' bimbos are onboard?

11 posted on 05/08/2024 12:32:48 PM PDT by GOPJ (Takes 6 to 9 months to 'organize' a nationwide protest.This one was organized after October 7th...)
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To: DFG

No such thing as a “bad hair day” when you can just cover it up.


12 posted on 05/08/2024 12:43:21 PM PDT by Chad C. Mulligan
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To: CodeJockey

Scarf = Hickey Hider


13 posted on 05/08/2024 12:56:21 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: DFG

Bwahahahaha.


14 posted on 05/08/2024 1:03:03 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Are you ready for Black Lives MAGA? It's coming.)
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To: DFG

And one of them will take possession of the nearest Mega Phone and begin issuing chants.


15 posted on 05/08/2024 1:20:00 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: DFG

Or a pink hat that looks like a disturbed vajayjay


16 posted on 05/08/2024 1:28:58 PM PDT by cport (How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
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To: Chad C. Mulligan

I think the reason there are so many angry black women is they hate their hair, they spend mucho dinero on weaves made from asian womens hair and thats why they detest asians.


17 posted on 05/08/2024 2:22:45 PM PDT by ABN 505 (Right is right if nobody is right, and wrong is wrong if everybody is wrong. ~Archbishop Fulton John)
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