You've done it now. The cat's out of the bag.
DU trolls here will see your answer and it will be all over the internet!
Dan Rather will report it too.
Nonsense.
*I* stole the election from Kerry.
In my spacecraft, I have maser projectors which are capable of overriding any radio signal anywhere on your puny planet. I simply overrode all result tallies coming across your primitive information network, to rearrange the results for my amusement. Because my objective is to make puny Earthlings scream, and because Democrats scream much louder and longer than Republicans, I threw the election to Kerry.
(Silly humans...)
Well it's OK because when I get my 15 minutes of fame, I will say we learned the technique from Hillery.