Posted on 01/28/2005 12:33:47 PM PST by SmithL
As if the A&E Network hadn't proved conclusively in recent seasons just how far it has fallen -- it has a roster of dreck to which few can compare -- a new biopic on Arnold Schwarzenegger confirms that nobody at the cable channel has much taste or, for that matter, smarts.
It's impossible to make a movie about Schwarzenegger without using the man himself. He's an outsize character, a preposterous creation. Trying to mimic him is foolish. Any programmer with the aforementioned combo of taste and smarts would have laughed the idea for "See Arnold Run" right out the door.
But no one did. Apparently this will be another calendar year during which none of A&E's executives bothers to go out and buy a box of clues. And so the laughs are all yours as "See Arnold Run" unfolds Sunday as two of the most embarrassing, ridiculous hours of filmed television in some time. Unless the producers and writers of "See Arnold Run" were attempting to create a sort of cheese fondue of lameness on purpose, then what we have here is a spectacular, across-the-board lack of accountability. "See Arnold Run" is so asinine it races past farce and approaches spoof before veering off carelessly on that dark and lonely road marked "Earnest True Life Story."
The biggest problem in "See Arnold Run" is Arnold, or German actor Jurgen Prochnow, who plays Arnold. It's a bad fit, visually. Biopics usually work when the star looks enough like the real-life figure being portrayed that you simply forget. Or, counterintuitively but no less effective, the star looks nothing like the real person, so you can focus on the story.
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Jurgen Prochnow plays Arnold Schwarzenegger in recent times, but comes across looking more like the late Phil Hartman playing such a role. Mariel Hemingway plays Maria Shriver.
They can just dust off ol' skeletor to play wifey though.
Sounds like don't-miss TV to me!
I don't understand why they wouldn't have the younger actor, who actually sort of looks like Arnold, play him in every decade and just make him up to look older.
At least that would have been comically tolerable, instead of painfully unwatchable.
From the network that brought us Growing up Gotti.
about a Mafia Crime Family! Yes, these people deserve recognition and celebrity. NOT
bump
'Must watch' TV?
Not if Emeril or Rachael Ray is on...
I wasn't gonna watch.. but ya twisted my arm. ow.)
on second thought I may watch Desperately Seeking Socialism on the California Cows Have Rights Too Channel
Well... in my area the food channel is airing a must see:
All American Tailgating Cook-Off
FOODP 98 Jan 30 10:00pm
Special/Other, 60 Mins.
Joe Cahn, the self-appointed commissioner of tailgating, picks the winner.
You must have satellite. ;-)
lol.. Yup! FReepSat transponder #42 .. The MoooVeOn Channel
This like that Jacko movie, is hilariously bad.
The real Arnold was much more well built. That dude is big, but Arnold is the greatest bodybuilder of all time.
You now what, it wasn't that bad. Some good lines.
The Barbara Walters portrayal was embarrassing to watch, and I thought that accent of Arnold was awful, but once you got over that I was glad I watched it.
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