Republicans are Coming to Town to ZOT poor poets

[My Kingdom for a Beer]

You better be good,

You better behave!

Or you're gonna end up

In Abu Ghraib!

Republicans are coming the town!

We're making up lists -

Our clans and our tribes!

We help you with laws

If you pay us with bribes!

Republicans are coming the town!

We know if you support us!

We know if you protest!

We know if you watch news on FOX

Or Moyers on PBS!

So you better be good!

And don't you be gay!

Or we'll lock you away

At Guantanamo Bay!

Republicans are coming the town!

[Crawdad]

ibtz

[ErnBatavia]

Sniff....

[RichInOC]

You're pretty funny for a troll.

[Darksheare]

IB4TZ!

[Darksheare]

Chevelle - The Clincher
From the album "This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)"

Touch
I'll stand for nothing less
Or never stand again
These are the limits when one's buried
This body's left the soul
Could we have known
Never would I, helped to nail down
Careful of drifting off
Now losing taste and touch
Turning a pale blue leaning in to say
This body's left the soul
The brain needs oxygen
Can't sneak around this bait
His catacomb has got me by the chin
This body's left the soul
Could we have known
Never would I, helped to nail down
With nothing to gain
Here's the clincher, this should be you
Now saturate [x4] and touch
Now saturate [x3], the earth
Now saturate [x3], the earth
Could we have known
Never would I, helped to nail down
I'll stand for nothing less
With nothing to gain
Here's the clincher, this should be you
Laying cold and crippled
This happened to be never changing
Holding inside,
Or never stand again
the phobia of you
Made cold and crippled, ending it all
Now saturate [x3], the earth
Now saturate [x3], the earth

[visualops]

Dang I hit post pinging you and darkwing right when the Zot hit! Got an "internal error". Good thing I didn't get any proximity burns!

[A Citizen Reporter]

Silly leftists. Don't you know it's against the party to parody a dreaded Christmas song?

[Darksheare]

I was flash blind for a few seconds.

Got a ringing in my ears still.

[Admin Moderator]

Good thing I didn't get any proximity burns

Tin Foil!!!!

How many times do you have to be reminded to wear your Tin Foil?

[Buck W.]

This is the most entertaining troll I have ever experienced. He is actually clever.

Good bye.

[Cyber Liberty]

It's weird, isn't it? I smelled ozone when that happened to me once...

[OkieDoke]

Roses are red,
Democrats bray,
Like these Brokeback cock-knockers,
you're really gay.

[xjcsa]

"Republicans are coming the town"? What does that even mean?

[Darksheare]

Uh oh.
You got post spot #2 in a zot thread...
And post 1 has been devoured.

[conservativebabe]

I actually enjoyed that. That's what you call a desperate lib with too much time on their hands! LOL!

[FEARED MUTATION]

DFU is more talented

[rlmorel]

[mware]

Yo Doug think you can doctor this one up some.

[manwiththehands]

The next best thing to a date on a Friday night is Zotting a troll on FR.

(I have to work tomorrow)

:-)