" Who me? I'm Patrick Kennedy in disguise."
" Look, I had $90 large ones in my freezer because, as a compassionate Kennedy, I was helping out a distinguished foreign dignitary."
"What happened was I got an email from Nigerian General Kachinga Cheatchusuckah who had a problem."
"Now, once Gen Cheatchusuckah transfers Idi Amin's secret Ugandan gold
reserves from the Swiss bank vault to a refrigerated truck I leased."
Then my Dad and I can swill down a few Jack Daniels and wait til the next election."