Uncle Doffus' Short Books (A fun vanity for a lazy Sunday)

Local Comedian | 5/6/07 | Self

[WVNan]

Uncle Doffus from Boogerhole, WV says that he doesn't read very fast. Therefore he has to stick with "short" books. A list of his favorite books include:

Things I Love About America by Jane Fonda
My Favorite Beauty Tips by Janet Reno (co-authored by Hillary Clinton)
How to Drink and Drive Across a Bridge by Teddy Kennedy
All The Men I've Loved by Rosie O'Donnell & Ellen Degeneres.

[WVNan]

I know, I know, it's a slow day. I thought we needed something lighthearted to break the political tensions. Feel free to add titles to Uncle Doffus' reading list. I'll pass them along to him.

[WVNan]

I think I may have missed a step. This is supposed to be a vanity. Sorry.

[oakcon]

My Favourite Hymies, by Jesse Jackson?

[vipervomit]

Physics for dummies by Rosie O’dipstick.

[mdefranc]

Taxes I’d Cut by John McCain
Spending I’ve Voted Against by Duncan Hunter

[mdefranc]

Democrat Representatives I’ve Prosecuted by Alberto Gonzales

[mdefranc]

Wars I’ve Won by George Bush

[1rudeboy]

Political Science, by mdefranc

[WVNan]

LOL. I like that one. The books have to have an element of truth to be funny.

Real Estate Deals for the Rich and Famous by Harry Reid

[WVNan]

How To Grow Old Gracefully by Nancy Pelosi

[WVNan]

Tips for the Alpha Male by Al Gore

[pgkdan]

“Democrats that can be trusted to defend America” by Zell Miller.

[WVNan]

Wind Surfing For The Strong Man by John Kerry

[WVNan]

The Virtue of Modesty by Robert C. Byrd

[WVNan]

That’s good.

[WVNan]

LOL. I should have thought of that one.

[mdefranc]

Be Like LBJ, by George Bush

[mdefranc]

Er, should have been:

Don’t Be Like LBJ, by George Bush

[WVNan]

That’s better.

[WVNan]

I’ve got to go to church. BBL.