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AIRLINE ANNOUNCES FLEET ENHANCEMENT THAT CAN DETECT EXTRA TERRESTRIAL ACTIVITY
beattiegroup ^ | 01 April, 2009

Posted on 04/01/2009 8:31:26 AM PDT by JoeProBono

The growing number of UFO sightings has led easyJet to become the first airline to install a bespoke windscreen capable of detecting any extra terrestrial activity to its fleet of aircraft.

Pioneering new technology easyJet's team of technicians have been working with leading US engineers for the past decade to develop the windscreen.

The unique windscreen has been formulated with technology that can measure irregular frequency waves and patterns that haven't been created by any other form of known aircraft.

The prototype has undergone rigorous testing and has now been installed into every one of easyJet's 171 aircrafts as a precautionary device.

Paul Simmons, UK general manager for easyJet, said: "I'm aware there is a huge amount of scepticism around extra terrestrial activity but after increasing sightings we've invested heavily to pioneer new technology - we'd be foolish not to."

Just last week the Ministry of Defence issued files detailing scores of sightings of UFOs across the UK dating back to 1987.

(Excerpt) Read more at beattiegroup.com ...


TOPICS: Travel; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aprilfool; aprilfoolsday; ufo


1 posted on 04/01/2009 8:31:27 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

2 posted on 04/01/2009 8:33:45 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh5IKmWDmHk

these guys could have used that


3 posted on 04/01/2009 8:34:20 AM PDT by silverleaf (Freedom's just another word for "nothing left to lose")
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To: JoeProBono

All kidding aside why not just have some decent outside the fuselage cameras?


4 posted on 04/01/2009 8:34:41 AM PDT by Eye of Unk ("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." T. Paine)
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To: JoeProBono

So... ummm.... forgive me for being a noob, but ... how do they know this works?


5 posted on 04/01/2009 8:38:32 AM PDT by Danae (Amerikan Unity My Ass)
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“So... ummm.... forgive me for being a noob, but ... how do they know this works?”

Stop and think about what today’s date is.


6 posted on 04/01/2009 8:44:38 AM PDT by gracesdad
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About time. This should really cut down on all of those airliner vs ET mid-air collisions.


7 posted on 04/01/2009 8:47:22 AM PDT by Rio (Don't make me come over there....)
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To: JoeProBono

I call “April Fools”...


8 posted on 04/01/2009 8:48:33 AM PDT by dinoparty
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To: JoeProBono

Detecting any extra terrestrial activity to its fleet of aircraft,the air must be real thin in the corp. office.


9 posted on 04/01/2009 9:19:34 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz

J. EDGAR HOOVER'S QUEST FOR UFO'S

10 posted on 04/01/2009 9:29:49 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono; Quix
Quix, we need you to weigh in on this.
11 posted on 04/01/2009 9:36:39 AM PDT by starlifter (Sapor Amo Pullus)
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To: JoeProBono

12 posted on 04/01/2009 9:44:50 AM PDT by smokingfrog (The man who killed Baby Beluga.)
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To: starlifter

I’m not usually impressed with a lot of the purported UFO threads begun on this date.


13 posted on 04/01/2009 11:07:00 AM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: Quix

LOL..., today is not a good day for news of any type, it would seem... :-)


14 posted on 04/01/2009 11:14:16 AM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: Star Traveler

Very risky anyway!


15 posted on 04/01/2009 11:22:16 AM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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