Two terrorists, Hadji and Achmed, were walking through the forest one day, when they stumbled upon and startled a bear eating a freshly killed fish.
They turned and started running. The pissed-off bear gave chase.
As they outdistanced the bear a little, one of the terrorists, Hadji, huffing and puffing, sat down and pulled out a pair of running sneakers from his turban.
The other terrorist, Achmed, noticing this, said “What? Do you think that will make you outrun the bear?”
Hadji stood up and said, “No...I don’t have to outrun the bear...I only have to outrun YOU...”
Badda-bing!!!
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