[End Times Sentinel]

So, where I work, there's a lot of cab drivers, and the koranimals gather in the parking lot to mosque it up.

They've got an orange traffic cone they like to pray to, and I relish the opportunity to park right next to it. Oftentimes, when they're praying, I'll have a smoke next to my vehicle before departing, and if the cone they pray to is in the way of my door, well, they don't really expect me to wait for them, do they?

Oh sure, my vehicle has been keyed up, no surprise. But maybe for rama-lama-ding-don, I'll rev up the car a few times, lower the window and yell "I'M A JOOOOOOOO!!!"

[maine yankee]

Oh sure, my vehicle has been keyed up, no surprise. But maybe for rama-lama-ding-don, I’ll rev up the car a few times, lower the window and yell “I’M A JOOOOOOOO!!!”

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Salt the area with bacon bits just before prayer time.